I’ll be your friend so long as you’re not crap
– Colin Firth
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- Whenever you take on playing a villain, he has to cease to be a villain to you. If you judge this man by his time, he’s doing very little wrong. – Colin Firth
- Dude, you’re scaring the crap out of me,’ said Nick. ‘I’m serious, I literally have no crap right now. – Mark Frost
- Master Chekhov says Man is what he believes. From here we conclude that when Man believes in a crap, Man becomes a crap! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- School is a pile of crap. School has always been a pile of crap -“ he had just never bothered to think about it until today. – Tabitha Suzuma
- If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you’re reading the wrong crap of late. – Fakeer Ishavardas
- I don’t give a crap if you’re a Tangent or a really smart llama. You’re my friend and that’s all that matters – James Dashner
- I loathe a friend whose gratitude grows old, a friend who takes his friend’s prosperity but will not voyage with him in his grief – Euripides
- … it’s not just for a friend. I mean, Reign is a friend, but… I like him. A lot. And I’d like it if he was more than just a friend. – Parker Elliot
- Praise the one who speaks ill of you. Before long he will become a friend – Radhe Maa
- Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first – SA Bodeen
- Future strong individuals will not take on personal sacrifices, hardships and corporate crap that sidetrack them from their dreams and goals. – Bill Jensen
- Ninety percent of paid work is time-wasting crap. The world gets by on the other ten. – John Derbyshire
- …..if he’s not man enough to stand up to your father, and take the crap he has to dish out, then he’s not good enough to be with you. – Crescent
- Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way. – Jennifer Harrison
- This is the typical fallacy on which all of CONSUMER AMERICA is based. Some piece of useless crap will make people like you. – Blake Nelson
- Be the Kind of Woman that when Your Feet Hit the Floor Each Morning, the Devil Says, -˜Oh Crap, She’s Up! – Anonymous
- Destiny is for people in books about magical swords. It’s a lot of crap. – Ransom Riggs
- Life gets so ridiculous, you just have to brush it off like sand and laugh. I think the laughter is good medicine for crap-itis. – Ace Antonio Hall
- Worrying is like praying for crap! – Erin Fall Haskell
- You are still thinking like a child, talking about friendship and crap. You’ll regret it when you see one of them die in front of you. – Charles Lee
- The whole business is built on ego,vanity,self-satisfaction , and its total crap to pretend its not – George Michael
- First, there will be no kidnapping. I know you’re stronger and bigger and have magic and crap, but I’m drawing the line at kidnapping. – Carrie Ann Ryan
- There’s great power in not fearing solitude. You don’t allow yourself to be treated like crap because you’re afraid of the alternative. – S Usher Evans
- It’s your mind you have to train, like your mom said that one time, you have to separate yourself from all the crap, get down to the core, focus. – Cynthia Hand
- All that crap about time being a great healer is bullshit. Time heals nothing. Well, acne maybe. – Saurbh Katyal
- Holy crap! Was there a demon inside this guy? – Rebekkah Ford
- So here’s my theory, and this is such crap science, I don’t have to tell you. It’s science without microscopes, blood tests, or reality. – Maggie Stiefvater
- Holy Crap, Kaitriana you are one wicked Witch. – Heather Fleener
- All great adventures have moments that are really crap. – Ellen Potter
- With him I couldn’t be anything but myself and that scared the crap out of me, because I had never existed like that before. – Carlyle Labuschagne
- People can say crap. They can think whatever they want, but you control how you feel about it. – Jennifer L Armentrout
- Real men do not work for fame. That is what I think. Popularity is just a piece of crap. I prefer a private life. – Aishah Madadiy
- The last seven weeks have been crap without you. All I wanted was to talk to you, see you again Kiss you. – Kate Forster
- And mortal terror in a female was Z’s favorite turn-on. He got off on it like most males favored crap from Victoria’s Secret. – JR Ward
- Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s day. – St John Morris
- What’s next? You want to convince me they’re making another crap Last Airbender movie? – Cassandra Clare
- What? You mean this crap shack isn’t part of the Four Seasons. Shocking. – Ashley Elston
- Holy crap. Is that an elephant ?????? – Lexi Blake
- Holy crap. Is that an elephant ?????? – Lexi Blake
- What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears. – John Corwin