Top Crap Quotes

  • What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears. – John Corwin

    What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears.– John Corwin

  • Oh my God. I didn’t. I couldn’t have. No. no, no. Holy Crap, I did. I just shot Jason Pierce in the chest with a taser. – Ashley Stoyanoff

    Oh my God. I didn’t. I couldn’t have. No. no, no. Holy Crap, I did. I just shot Jason Pierce in the chest with a taser.– Ashley Stoyanoff

  • Cut the crap! I don’t care how many hours you work, I care how much work you do in those hours. – Pulkit Patel

    Cut the crap! I don’t care how many hours you work, I care how much work you do in those hours.– Pulkit Patel

  • Holy crap. Is that an elephant ?????? – Lexi Blake

    Holy crap. Is that an elephant ??????– Lexi Blake

  • Holy crap. Is that an elephant ??????– Lexi Blake

  • I’ve experienced a lot of crap in my life but the one thing that I have learned, is it is better to laugh about it rather than complain about it. – Karon Waddell

    I’ve experienced a lot of crap in my life but the one thing that I have learned, is it is better to laugh about it rather than complain about it.– Karon Waddell

  • What? You mean this crap shack isn’t part of the Four Seasons. Shocking. – Ashley Elston

    What? You mean this crap shack isn’t part of the Four Seasons. Shocking.– Ashley Elston

  • What’s next? You want to convince me they’re making another crap Last Airbender movie? – Cassandra Clare

    What’s next? You want to convince me they’re making another crap Last Airbender movie?– Cassandra Clare

  • School is a pile of crap. School has always been a pile of crap -“ he had just never bothered to think about it until today. – Tabitha Suzuma

    School is a pile of crap. School has always been a pile of crap -“ he had just never bothered to think about it until today.– Tabitha Suzuma

  • Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s day. – St John Morris

    Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s day.– St John Morris