Top Crap Quotes

  • So you believe in blood sucking fangers, but you don’t believe in the existence of werewolves. What kind of narrow minded crap is that? – JL McCoy

    So you believe in blood sucking fangers, but you don’t believe in the existence of werewolves. What kind of narrow minded crap is that?– JL McCoy

  • And mortal terror in a female was Z’s favorite turn-on. He got off on it like most males favored crap from Victoria’s Secret. – JR Ward

    And mortal terror in a female was Z’s favorite turn-on. He got off on it like most males favored crap from Victoria’s Secret.– JR Ward

  • The last seven weeks have been crap without you. All I wanted was to talk to you, see you again Kiss you. – Kate Forster

    The last seven weeks have been crap without you. All I wanted was to talk to you, see you again Kiss you.– Kate Forster

  • Real men do not work for fame. That is what I think. Popularity is just a piece of crap. I prefer a private life. – Aishah Madadiy

    Real men do not work for fame. That is what I think. Popularity is just a piece of crap. I prefer a private life.– Aishah Madadiy

  • In a way, I was incrediibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her). – Meg Cabot

    In a way, I was incrediibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).– Meg Cabot

  • A make believe life doesn’t win friends and influence people. It bores the crap out of those living the dream. – Melody Carstairs

    A make believe life doesn’t win friends and influence people. It bores the crap out of those living the dream.– Melody Carstairs

  • People can say crap. They can think whatever they want, but you control how you feel about it. – Jennifer L Armentrout

    People can say crap. They can think whatever they want, but you control how you feel about it.– Jennifer L Armentrout

  • I’m supposed to eat shit with a fork and a knife and say thank you when I’m done swallowing this crap? – Brandi Glanville

    I’m supposed to eat shit with a fork and a knife and say thank you when I’m done swallowing this crap?– Brandi Glanville

  • Master Chekhov says Man is what he believes. From here we conclude that when Man believes in a crap, Man becomes a crap! – Mehmet Murat ildan

    Master Chekhov says Man is what he believes. From here we conclude that when Man believes in a crap, Man becomes a crap!– Mehmet Murat ildan

  • Crap, make one, two really bad decisions in your life, and you spend the rest of it doubting everything. – William Hertling

    Crap, make one, two really bad decisions in your life, and you spend the rest of it doubting everything.– William Hertling