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Oh Satan you're a wily one.

Oh Satan you’re a wily one.
– Craig Ferguson

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  3. Keep you secret, then, my darling. Everybody needs them. Secrets make you tough, and wily. – Katherine Rundell
  4. For every God there is a Satan, and because God made all of us godly, there is a Satan in us all. – Felix O Hartmann
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  6. Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing. – Craig Ferguson
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  9. The Afghan government is as corrupt as a ???????ute with a law degree. – Craig Ferguson
  10. I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist. – Craig Ferguson
  11. Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket. – Craig Ferguson
  12. Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. – Craig Ferguson
  13. With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying. – Craig Ferguson
  14. I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love. – Craig Ferguson
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  16. I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving. – Craig Ferguson
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  18. If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it! – Craig Ferguson
  19. It ‘s the time of year when Canadians mate. – Craig Ferguson
  20. If you can’t trust, you can’t be trustworthy. – Craig Ferguson
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  22. I didn’t say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure. – Craig Ferguson
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  26. There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin. – Craig Ferguson
  27. I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling. – Craig Ferguson
  28. I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane. – Craig Ferguson
  29. I didn’t flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it. – Craig Ferguson
  30. You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I’m telling you why,Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in your ass. – Craig Ferguson
  31. At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to. – Craig Ferguson
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  33. I’m gonna enjoy being old I think I’ll be awesome at it. – Craig Ferguson
  34. Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck. – Craig Ferguson
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  36. I don’t think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970’s. That’s when I discovered it anyway. – Craig Ferguson
  37. I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never ????ing again. – Craig Ferguson
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  40. If I start giving people what they like I’ll turn into one of them and I don’t want to be one of them I want to be one of me. – Craig Ferguson

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