
My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.
– Dan Harmon
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- He gave me the one thing he’s never given to anyone before..He gave me his heart, and his trust.And in return, I gave him the same right back…. – Samantha Towle
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- You said one day you would come back for usThe ones that believed in youThe ones that asked you into their heartsThe ones that served you – April Nichole
