Nothing woke up a man as quickly in the morning as a scorpion in his pants.
– Dana Marton
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- I woke up this morning as I do every morning, with an attitude of gratitude. – Tony Williams
- Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants. – Stephen King
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- One summer night I fell asleep hoping the world would be different when I woke. In the morning, when I opened my eyes, the world was the same. – Benjamin Alire Senz
- One winter morning Peter woke up and looked out the window. Snow had fallen during the night. It covered everything as far as he could see. – Ezra Jack Keats
- Woke up this morning afraid I was gonna live. – Elizabeth Wurtzel
- I had everything that I needed, but every morning when I woke up, it just seemed easier to stay in bed and daydream rather than to live my dream. – Hannah Hart
- The next morning, Angie woke with the sun…Her eyes felt gritty and swollen.Once again she’d watered her mattress with memories. – Kristin Hannah
- I slept so long and hard that when my mother woke me the next morning I was a stranger to myself. – Lauren Wolk
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- You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. – Jon Stewart
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- He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot. – Stephen King
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- If God were willing to sell His grace, we would accept it more quickly and gladly than when He offers it for nothing. – Martin Luther
- Doing nothing accomplishes nothing, gains nothing, changes nothing, and wins nothing. You have to make a move. – Richelle E Goodrich
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- She almost never said his name. Because it made the dreams too real. Because it made the loneliness too tangible when she woke up. – Dianna Hardy