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If you're not able to laugh inside a sex shop,then you probably shouldn't be there.I mean, they don't call it fooling around for nothing.

If you’re not able to laugh inside a sex shop,then you probably shouldn’t be there.I mean, they don’t call it fooling around for nothing.
– David Levithan

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