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Enjoy your little run because there's no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.
– Elle Lothlorien

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  1. Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock. – Elle Lothlorien
  2. What is a quote? A quote (cognate with quota) is a cut, a section, a slice of someone’s orange. You suck the slice, toss the rind, skate away. – Anne Carson
  3. She was the half-whispers born from half-thoughts, the half-breaths of dying half-hearts. – Hubert Martin
  4. Well then, I guess I’m man enough to admit that I’m trying to get in touch with my inner bitch. – Elle Lothlorien
  5. I’m busy trying not to look like anything edible. – Elle Lothlorien
  6. I know, but Jesus Kira, even Achilles had a weakness. – Tye Shirelle
  7. You stole a boat,- she snapped. -œWhat am I doing with you, you boat-stealing lunatic? – Cassandra Clare
  8. Ocean waves gently rock the boat,As if to the tune of a lullaby.She sits still as the boat silently floatsUnder the infinite blue sky. – Rachel Lewis
  9. Alice? You didn’t get this far without realizing that you don’t have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated. – Elle Lothlorien
  10. we are all half fool, half wise , there is no wisdom without foolishness and no pride without shame . – Elif Shafak
  11. We spend the first half of our lives making ourselves sick, and the second half of our lives trying to make ourselves un-sick.- -“ Kevin W. Reese – Kevin W Reese
  12. The man spends half of his life trying, and the other half is preventing. – Davi Oliveira
  13. Right, ‘the Queen of Hearts.’ Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. – Elle Lothlorien
  14. The words -˜drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption? – Elle Lothlorien
  15. Have you thrown -˜Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet? – Elle Lothlorien
  16. Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man. – Elle Lothlorien
  17. Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a ???? isn’t against the law in any country. – Elle Lothlorien
  18. Didn’t you read the invitation? There’s going to be a game in a little while–the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread. – Elle Lothlorien
  19. Don’t worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good. – Elle Lothlorien
  20. Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down. – Elle Lothlorien
  21. Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don’t want to play me. – Elle Lothlorien
  22. I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality. – Elle Lothlorien
  23. I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again. – Elle Lothlorien
  24. I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me. – Elle Lothlorien
  25. You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking -˜why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS. – Elle Lothlorien
  26. I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone. – Elle Lothlorien
  27. I believe the phrase you’re looking for is -˜too much money and not enough things to spend it on. – Elle Lothlorien
  28. Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to? – Elle Lothlorien
  29. No thanks-¦Dodo, was it? I don’t know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days. – Elle Lothlorien
  30. The car doesn’t so much drive as float above the road, like we’re making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft. – Elle Lothlorien
  31. If one more person tells me how big this country is, I’m going to go kick a koala. – Elle Lothlorien
  32. I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break. – Elle Lothlorien
  33. I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine. – Elle Lothlorien
  34. How do you tactfully spin the term -œman-whore- to someone’s sister? – Elle Lothlorien
  35. Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like -˜G’day’ or -˜Wow, aren’t you a little hottie? – Elle Lothlorien
  36. My ???? has a maximum drive time of seven hours. – Elle Lothlorien
  37. You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start or end with the word -˜motel. – Elle Lothlorien
  38. Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-”all those places perfect for dying of exposure. – Elle Lothlorien
  39. Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola. – Elle Lothlorien
  40. Hey-¦you don’t look like a rabbit. – Elle Lothlorien

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