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The words -˜drink me' come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

The words -˜drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?
– Elle Lothlorien

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  1. Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  2. I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone. – Elle Lothlorien
  3. Do not seek solace in alcohol. Alcohol obscures good judgment and leaves you unable to think clearly or understand what God is trying to say to you. – Billy Graham
  4. He who fears alcohol MUST also fear ANGER, for anger is more powerful and dangerous than the alcohol. – Oppong Amankwaa
  5. Religion is a non-alcoholic man’s alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man’s religion. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  6. I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine. – Elle Lothlorien
  7. I’ve found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind. – Elle Lothlorien
  8. Besides this earth, and besides the race of men, there is an invisible world and a kingdom of spirits: that world is around us, for it is everywhere. – Charlotte Bront
  9. The power of words is in the works of words. People are much more bonded by the works of words than words. The work of words is the trigger of words. – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
  10. I started to drink heavily, comfortably caught in the tentacle-like clutches of alcohol. – Keith Steinbaum
  11. Forget to smoke and drink alcohol. Start drinking the morning sunshine, pure breeze, and unconditional love. It is a much better way to get drunk. – Debasish Mridha
  12. Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock. – Elle Lothlorien
  13. Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half. – Elle Lothlorien
  14. Right, ‘the Queen of Hearts.’ Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. – Elle Lothlorien
  15. Have you thrown -˜Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet? – Elle Lothlorien
  16. Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man. – Elle Lothlorien
  17. Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a ???? isn’t against the law in any country. – Elle Lothlorien
  18. Didn’t you read the invitation? There’s going to be a game in a little while–the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread. – Elle Lothlorien
  19. Don’t worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good. – Elle Lothlorien
  20. Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down. – Elle Lothlorien
  21. Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don’t want to play me. – Elle Lothlorien
  22. I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality. – Elle Lothlorien
  23. I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again. – Elle Lothlorien
  24. I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me. – Elle Lothlorien
  25. You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking -˜why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS. – Elle Lothlorien
  26. Well then, I guess I’m man enough to admit that I’m trying to get in touch with my inner bitch. – Elle Lothlorien
  27. I believe the phrase you’re looking for is -˜too much money and not enough things to spend it on. – Elle Lothlorien
  28. Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to? – Elle Lothlorien
  29. Alice? You didn’t get this far without realizing that you don’t have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated. – Elle Lothlorien
  30. No thanks-¦Dodo, was it? I don’t know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days. – Elle Lothlorien
  31. The car doesn’t so much drive as float above the road, like we’re making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft. – Elle Lothlorien
  32. I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break. – Elle Lothlorien
  33. How do you tactfully spin the term -œman-whore- to someone’s sister? – Elle Lothlorien
  34. Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like -˜G’day’ or -˜Wow, aren’t you a little hottie? – Elle Lothlorien
  35. My ???? has a maximum drive time of seven hours. – Elle Lothlorien
  36. I’m busy trying not to look like anything edible. – Elle Lothlorien
  37. You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start or end with the word -˜motel. – Elle Lothlorien
  38. Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-”all those places perfect for dying of exposure. – Elle Lothlorien
  39. Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola. – Elle Lothlorien
  40. Hey-¦you don’t look like a rabbit. – Elle Lothlorien

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