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For someone named Alice, you're really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.

For someone named Alice, you’re really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.
– Elle Lothlorien

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  1. Don’t make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you. – Elle Lothlorien
  2. Wonderland was all we had in common, after all; Wonderland was what was denied the two of us. I had denied him his; he had denied me mine. – Melanie Benjamin
  3. If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes. – Elle Lothlorien
  4. Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don’t want to play me. – Elle Lothlorien
  5. Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way. – Elle Lothlorien
  6. Alice? You didn’t get this far without realizing that you don’t have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated. – Elle Lothlorien
  7. Once upon a time there was a girl named Debbie Jacobs and a boy named Teddy Dennis. – Rick Remender
  8. Dominicans are in fact, Haitians by default.Since the natives named the whole island named Haïti, stop being a dolt. – Ricardo Derose
  9. Your horse is named Small.Yes.Mine is named Big.-Fire and Brigan – Kristin Cashore
  10. But oh my dear, I am tired of being Alice in Wonderland. Does it sound ungrateful? It is. Only I do get tired. – Melanie Benjamin
  11. Then he kissed her so deeply and so completely that she felt like she was falling, floating, spiraling down, down, down, like Alice in Wonderland. – Liane Moriarty
  12. Were all mad here – Alice and Wonderland
  13. Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when -˜Land Down Under’ plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America. – Elle Lothlorien
  14. So-¦while we’re sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn’t someone tell me the plan? – Elle Lothlorien
  15. How do you tactfully spin the term -œman-whore- to someone’s sister? – Elle Lothlorien
  16. If only I had used my powers for good instead of for trivia! – Hermester Barrington
  17. Life is brutal that way… the loss of irrecoverable moments amid trivia and distraction. – Dan Simmons
  18. The time you save is just what makes the difference between trivia and culture. – James Herron
  19. Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock. – Elle Lothlorien
  20. Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half. – Elle Lothlorien
  21. Right, ‘the Queen of Hearts.’ Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. – Elle Lothlorien
  22. Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man. – Elle Lothlorien
  23. Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a ???? isn’t against the law in any country. – Elle Lothlorien
  24. Didn’t you read the invitation? There’s going to be a game in a little while–the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread. – Elle Lothlorien
  25. Don’t worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good. – Elle Lothlorien
  26. Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down. – Elle Lothlorien
  27. I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality. – Elle Lothlorien
  28. I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again. – Elle Lothlorien
  29. I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me. – Elle Lothlorien
  30. You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking -˜why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS. – Elle Lothlorien
  31. I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone. – Elle Lothlorien
  32. I believe the phrase you’re looking for is -˜too much money and not enough things to spend it on. – Elle Lothlorien
  33. Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to? – Elle Lothlorien
  34. No thanks-¦Dodo, was it? I don’t know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days. – Elle Lothlorien
  35. I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break. – Elle Lothlorien
  36. I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine. – Elle Lothlorien
  37. Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like -˜G’day’ or -˜Wow, aren’t you a little hottie? – Elle Lothlorien
  38. My ???? has a maximum drive time of seven hours. – Elle Lothlorien
  39. You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start or end with the word -˜motel. – Elle Lothlorien
  40. Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-”all those places perfect for dying of exposure. – Elle Lothlorien

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