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Uh-oh, I hope he doesn't start rattling off dirty limericks next; she'll probably burn the hotel down.

Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down.
– Elle Lothlorien

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  2. Burn, burn, burn to become the light,to enlighten the whole world. – Debasish Mridha
  3. Now I will burn you back, I will burn you through,Though I am damned for it we two will lieAnd burn, here where the starlings fly – Charlotte Mew
  4. You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start or end with the word -˜motel. – Elle Lothlorien
  5. Because all the words in the world won’t do much good if they’re just rattling around in your head. – Kristin Levine
  6. We are born with hope. We grow up with hope. We live with hope. We love with hope. We vanish from this world with eternal hope. – Debasish Mridha
  7. No country can police corruption in other countries when it itself is not free from corruption. You cannot clean a dirty wall with dirty hands. – Suzy Kassem
  8. You cannot clean a dirty wall with dirty hands. – Suzy Kassem
  9. -Do you think it’s dirty money?-All money is dirty. If it were clean nobody would want it. – Carlos Ruiz Zafn
  10. To satiate is a dirty thing, she’s mine, a possession, equally dirty and never satiates. – Stephen Demone
  11. You can’t clean your dirty past as if you are cleaning a dirty window! All you can do is to create a clean future! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  12. What is next to ecstasy?Pain.What is next to pain?Nothingness.What is next to nothingness?Hell. – Umera Ahmed
  13. Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock. – Elle Lothlorien
  14. Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half. – Elle Lothlorien
  15. Right, ‘the Queen of Hearts.’ Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. – Elle Lothlorien
  16. The words -˜drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption? – Elle Lothlorien
  17. Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when -˜Land Down Under’ plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America. – Elle Lothlorien
  18. Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man. – Elle Lothlorien
  19. Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a ???? isn’t against the law in any country. – Elle Lothlorien
  20. Didn’t you read the invitation? There’s going to be a game in a little while–the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread. – Elle Lothlorien
  21. Don’t worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good. – Elle Lothlorien
  22. Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don’t want to play me. – Elle Lothlorien
  23. I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality. – Elle Lothlorien
  24. I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again. – Elle Lothlorien
  25. I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me. – Elle Lothlorien
  26. You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking -˜why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS. – Elle Lothlorien
  27. I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone. – Elle Lothlorien
  28. I believe the phrase you’re looking for is -˜too much money and not enough things to spend it on. – Elle Lothlorien
  29. Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to? – Elle Lothlorien
  30. Alice? You didn’t get this far without realizing that you don’t have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated. – Elle Lothlorien
  31. No thanks-¦Dodo, was it? I don’t know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days. – Elle Lothlorien
  32. The car doesn’t so much drive as float above the road, like we’re making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft. – Elle Lothlorien
  33. I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break. – Elle Lothlorien
  34. I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine. – Elle Lothlorien
  35. How do you tactfully spin the term -œman-whore- to someone’s sister? – Elle Lothlorien
  36. Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like -˜G’day’ or -˜Wow, aren’t you a little hottie? – Elle Lothlorien
  37. My ???? has a maximum drive time of seven hours. – Elle Lothlorien
  38. I’m busy trying not to look like anything edible. – Elle Lothlorien
  39. Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-”all those places perfect for dying of exposure. – Elle Lothlorien
  40. Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola. – Elle Lothlorien

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