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Well then, I guess I'm man enough to admit that I'm trying to get in touch with my inner bitch.

Well then, I guess I’m man enough to admit that I’m trying to get in touch with my inner bitch.
– Elle Lothlorien

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  1. Right, ‘the Queen of Hearts.’ Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. – Elle Lothlorien
  2. Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half. – Elle Lothlorien
  3. I’m busy trying not to look like anything edible. – Elle Lothlorien
  4. Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man. – Elle Lothlorien
  5. I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone. – Elle Lothlorien
  6. Trust yourself. Believe in yourself. Listen to your inner voice. Don’t second guess yourself. Learn to listen to your inner guidance. – Akiroq Brost
  7. When you touch someone who authentically represents a tradition, you not only touch his or her tradition, you also touch your own. – Thich Nhat Hanh
  8. Trying to destroy darkness is like trying to crush water. It will always be a part of you, whether you admit it or not. – CM Rayne
  9. Trying to second-guess Tegan was like trying to track a tornado. A tornado he had no business chasing. – Lisa Kessler
  10. She may be a bitch, but she’s a genuine bitch with a heart – Emily Henry
  11. Divorce is a bitch and marriage is the mother of that bitch. – Nilesh Rathod
  12. Call bitch a bitch , no ????ing reasons – Prabuj
  13. Revenge hardly mends anything. The son of a bitch you want to crush does not exist. The son of a bitch is your own self. – EE Giorgi
  14. Life’s a bitch and then you die and death’s a bitch too. Only my life was lovely and I miss it so much. – Shalini Boland
  15. Payback is a bitch, and the bitch is back. – Stephen King
  16. Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock. – Elle Lothlorien
  17. The words -˜drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption? – Elle Lothlorien
  18. Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when -˜Land Down Under’ plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America. – Elle Lothlorien
  19. Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a ???? isn’t against the law in any country. – Elle Lothlorien
  20. Didn’t you read the invitation? There’s going to be a game in a little while–the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread. – Elle Lothlorien
  21. Don’t worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good. – Elle Lothlorien
  22. Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down. – Elle Lothlorien
  23. I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark. – Elle Lothlorien
  24. I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality. – Elle Lothlorien
  25. I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again. – Elle Lothlorien
  26. I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me. – Elle Lothlorien
  27. You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking -˜why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS. – Elle Lothlorien
  28. I believe the phrase you’re looking for is -˜too much money and not enough things to spend it on. – Elle Lothlorien
  29. Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to? – Elle Lothlorien
  30. Alice? You didn’t get this far without realizing that you don’t have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated. – Elle Lothlorien
  31. No thanks-¦Dodo, was it? I don’t know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days. – Elle Lothlorien
  32. The car doesn’t so much drive as float above the road, like we’re making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft. – Elle Lothlorien
  33. I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break. – Elle Lothlorien
  34. I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine. – Elle Lothlorien
  35. How do you tactfully spin the term -œman-whore- to someone’s sister? – Elle Lothlorien
  36. Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like -˜G’day’ or -˜Wow, aren’t you a little hottie? – Elle Lothlorien
  37. My ???? has a maximum drive time of seven hours. – Elle Lothlorien
  38. You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start or end with the word -˜motel. – Elle Lothlorien
  39. Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-”all those places perfect for dying of exposure. – Elle Lothlorien
  40. Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola. – Elle Lothlorien

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