Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way.
– Elle Lothlorien
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- Don’t make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you. – Elle Lothlorien
- Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her. – Elle Lothlorien
- You keep right on building that fence, Faye. See what good it does you. – Elle Lothlorien
- If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes. – Elle Lothlorien
- For someone named Alice, you’re really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia. – Elle Lothlorien
- Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don’t want to play me. – Elle Lothlorien
- Alice? You didn’t get this far without realizing that you don’t have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated. – Elle Lothlorien
- Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock. – Elle Lothlorien
- Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half. – Elle Lothlorien
- Right, ‘the Queen of Hearts.’ Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. – Elle Lothlorien
- The words -˜drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption? – Elle Lothlorien
- Have you thrown -˜Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet? – Elle Lothlorien
- Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when -˜Land Down Under’ plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America. – Elle Lothlorien
- Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man. – Elle Lothlorien
- Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a ???? isn’t against the law in any country. – Elle Lothlorien
- Didn’t you read the invitation? There’s going to be a game in a little while–the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread. – Elle Lothlorien
- Don’t worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good. – Elle Lothlorien
- Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down. – Elle Lothlorien
- I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark. – Elle Lothlorien
- I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality. – Elle Lothlorien
- I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again. – Elle Lothlorien
- I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me. – Elle Lothlorien
- You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking -˜why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS. – Elle Lothlorien
- I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone. – Elle Lothlorien
- Well then, I guess I’m man enough to admit that I’m trying to get in touch with my inner bitch. – Elle Lothlorien
- I believe the phrase you’re looking for is -˜too much money and not enough things to spend it on. – Elle Lothlorien
- Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to? – Elle Lothlorien
- No thanks-¦Dodo, was it? I don’t know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days. – Elle Lothlorien
- The car doesn’t so much drive as float above the road, like we’re making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft. – Elle Lothlorien
- If one more person tells me how big this country is, I’m going to go kick a koala. – Elle Lothlorien
- I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break. – Elle Lothlorien
- I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine. – Elle Lothlorien
- How do you tactfully spin the term -œman-whore- to someone’s sister? – Elle Lothlorien
- Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like -˜G’day’ or -˜Wow, aren’t you a little hottie? – Elle Lothlorien
- My ???? has a maximum drive time of seven hours. – Elle Lothlorien
- I’m busy trying not to look like anything edible. – Elle Lothlorien
- You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start or end with the word -˜motel. – Elle Lothlorien
- Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-”all those places perfect for dying of exposure. – Elle Lothlorien
- Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola. – Elle Lothlorien
- Hey-¦you don’t look like a rabbit. – Elle Lothlorien