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No thanks-¦Dodo, was it? I don't know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days.

No thanks-¦Dodo, was it? I don’t know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days.
– Elle Lothlorien

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  2. Ten days is time enough to die, to be born, to fall in love and to go mad. Ten days is a very long time. – Anna Funder
  3. Once bitten, twice shy. Once caring, twice cry.Once beloved, can’t deny-”heart broken, twice die. – Wendy Beck
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  7. We may regard certain days as free days. Free days are however fee days. We will pay later – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
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  18. Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half. – Elle Lothlorien
  19. Right, ‘the Queen of Hearts.’ Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. – Elle Lothlorien
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  21. Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man. – Elle Lothlorien
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  23. Didn’t you read the invitation? There’s going to be a game in a little while–the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread. – Elle Lothlorien
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  29. You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking -˜why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS. – Elle Lothlorien
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  33. Alice? You didn’t get this far without realizing that you don’t have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated. – Elle Lothlorien
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  37. Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like -˜G’day’ or -˜Wow, aren’t you a little hottie? – Elle Lothlorien
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