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I don't think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.

I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.
– Elle Lothlorien

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  1. Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola. – Elle Lothlorien
  2. The voice sang on, -œI am ready, I am ready, I am fine. I am fine, I am fine, I am fine.- I played it again. I was not fine. – Kimberly Novosel
  3. I feel like we can do something really cool to this world. And I fear – at twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five – we might forget. – Marina Keegan
  4. If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near forty. – Chris Rock
  5. Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock. – Elle Lothlorien
  6. A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences. – Dave Meurer
  7. If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes. – Elle Lothlorien
  8. Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to? – Elle Lothlorien
  9. The words -˜drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption? – Elle Lothlorien
  10. But I despised men who accepted their fate. I shaped mine twenty times and had it broken twenty times in my hands. – Dorothy Dunnett
  11. The power of words is in the works of words. People are much more bonded by the works of words than words. The work of words is the trigger of words. – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
  12. Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half. – Elle Lothlorien
  13. Right, ‘the Queen of Hearts.’ Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. – Elle Lothlorien
  14. Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when -˜Land Down Under’ plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America. – Elle Lothlorien
  15. Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man. – Elle Lothlorien
  16. Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a ???? isn’t against the law in any country. – Elle Lothlorien
  17. Didn’t you read the invitation? There’s going to be a game in a little while–the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread. – Elle Lothlorien
  18. Don’t worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good. – Elle Lothlorien
  19. Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down. – Elle Lothlorien
  20. Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don’t want to play me. – Elle Lothlorien
  21. I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark. – Elle Lothlorien
  22. I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality. – Elle Lothlorien
  23. I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again. – Elle Lothlorien
  24. I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me. – Elle Lothlorien
  25. You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking -˜why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS. – Elle Lothlorien
  26. I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone. – Elle Lothlorien
  27. Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way. – Elle Lothlorien
  28. I believe the phrase you’re looking for is -˜too much money and not enough things to spend it on. – Elle Lothlorien
  29. Alice? You didn’t get this far without realizing that you don’t have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated. – Elle Lothlorien
  30. No thanks-¦Dodo, was it? I don’t know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days. – Elle Lothlorien
  31. The car doesn’t so much drive as float above the road, like we’re making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft. – Elle Lothlorien
  32. So -˜fatal’ only kills you two out of three times these days? That’s good to know. – Elle Lothlorien
  33. I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break. – Elle Lothlorien
  34. How do you tactfully spin the term -œman-whore- to someone’s sister? – Elle Lothlorien
  35. Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like -˜G’day’ or -˜Wow, aren’t you a little hottie? – Elle Lothlorien
  36. My ???? has a maximum drive time of seven hours. – Elle Lothlorien
  37. I’m busy trying not to look like anything edible. – Elle Lothlorien
  38. You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start or end with the word -˜motel. – Elle Lothlorien
  39. Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-”all those places perfect for dying of exposure. – Elle Lothlorien
  40. Hey-¦you don’t look like a rabbit. – Elle Lothlorien

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