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If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.

If you’re gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.
– Gary Larson

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  2. The girl sleeping and the finisher, willing himself to finish her.Why didn’t he finish her?Why couldn’t he finish her? – Rick Yancey
  3. Black rose, black roseWho’s gonna be your only one?Who’s gonna keep you safe and warm?Run, run my baby black roseI’m gonna find you home. – PM Highlanders
  4. It was like there was an elephant in the room. An elephant that expected us to have sex. – Morgan Matson
  5. Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake! – Robyn Schneider
  6. For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. – Darynda Jones
  7. She looks like the type that might freak out. It’s something in the eyes, Frannie. It says if you shoot my sacred cows, I’ll shoot yours. – Stephen King
  8. If you aim upward, you will at shoot higher things (future prospects). If you aim downwards, you may shoot your feet (foundation). – Israelmore Ayivor
  9. Many fear mistakes. In TV and films you just re-shoot the scene. In life do the same and just shoot a re-take. – Ian Dobson
  10. We don’t shoot somebody soon, I’m gonna forget how – Dave Barry
  11. I guess that’s the beauty of books. When they finish they don’t really finish. – Markus Zusak
  12. You don’t have to finish today, what is important is that you finish. But remember today might be the last day of your life. – Bangambiki Habyarimana
  13. Nice guys finish last but bad guys don’t finish at all. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  14. Finish is a laundry powder. I feel guilty when I finish a book. – Jeremy Lee
  15. I don’t believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals. – Gary Larson
  16. We’re gonna make up for that. We’re gonna live a long time together. – Mitch Albom
  17. In the high tide or low tide, I’m gonna be your friend… I’m gonna be your friend! – Bob Marley
  18. I’m gonna be good at something other than marrying, darlings. Besides, I don’t want them. I don’t even wanna screw them, how am I gonna marry them? – Catherynne M Valente
  19. Well you found us strength and solutions but I liked the tensionAnd not always knowing the answers when you’re gonna lose it, you’re gonna lose it. – Hayley Williams
  20. Teaching kids is like a 5 year old box of chocolates: You never know what you’re gonna get, but you can bet your ass it ain’t gonna be good. – Zany Madcap
  21. You gonna do somethin’? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed? – Kevin Jarre
  22. But if you’re gonna dine with them cannibalsSooner or later, darling, you’re gonna get eaten . . . – Nick Cave
  23. The problem isn’t finding out where you are gonna go-its figuring out what you are gonna do once you get there that is! (Jamie Sullivan) – Nicholas Sparks
  24. Be prepared before you begin. You save yourself from delay if you are fully prepared. Preparation sets you for excellence. – Israelmore Ayivor
  25. I wondered whose job it was to blow sunshine into my ears. – BV Larson
  26. When doing a job -” any job -” one must feel that he owns it, and act as though he will remain in that job forever. – Hyman G Rickover
  27. You don’t think any job’s a job unless it’s your job. – Last Man Standing
  28. It didn’t feel sporting to shoot at a crazy person, even if that person was a vampire who’d agreed to the job. – Gail Carriger
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  30. Wal-mart has done such a superb job of austerity, from start to finish, that austerity is all that’s left. – Charles Fishman
  31. Never leave a job unfinished, unless you are unable to finish it. – Santonu Kumar Dhar
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  33. Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha! – Jeff Kinney
  34. I love that there’s such a rivalry. It’s like, leaf water versus bean water, ya know? – Charlie – Robyn Schneider
  35. ..pain can’t be taken away. It has to leave on its own. And I wasn’t sure mine was the type of pain that wanted to go away. – Robyn Schneider
  36. Art is pain. And so is life. – Robyn Schneider
  37. Writing and prayer are both a form of love, and love takes courage. – Pat Schneider
  38. And I realized that there’s a big difference between deciding to leave and knowing where to go. – Robyn Schneider
  39. Jesus said, -œBut when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. – Pat Schneider
  40. But at the last minute, I turned left, because I never had before, and because I had time to go down a different road. – Robyn Schneider

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