One day,- Dane snarled, -œI’m going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich.
– Gena Showalter
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- A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich. – Mark Forsyth
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- Um i’m happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,’ Paris muttered. – Gena Showalter
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- What was worse, he couldn’t tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her. – Gena Showalter
- No one could ever truly be free as long as they loved, and life wasn’t worth living without love. So freedom? Overrated. – Gena Showalter
- She’s beauty and she’s the beast, rolled into one. – Gena Showalter
- But you will trust me again, Annabelle. You will want me again, and we will be together. I will behave. You’ll see. – Zacharel – Gena Showalter
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- Let your light shine, never look back and live as if today is your last day…because it just might be. – Gena Showalter
- Last will never be more important than commitment. Commitment stacks the odds of a successful relationship in my favor. – Gena Showalter
- We’re gonna lie when the truth is hard? That’s how this relationship is going to work? All righty, then. – Gena Showalter
- Oh, sweet! New man meat’s made it to town, y’all. Let’s gobble. – Gena Showalter
- He was here! And he was performing live and in-person girl ????-”household tasks! – Gena Showalter
- The air smelled like testosterone and manflesh again. (That was a thing, right?) – Gena Showalter
- You are mine, woman, and I am yours. Until you, my life was desolate. I existed, but I didn’t truly live. Now I live, even in my death. – Gena Showalter
- Need a triumph, his demon whined.I’ll get you one. Promise.Sure?What are you, Doubt? Yeah, I’m sure. – Gena Showalter
- You try almost dying, being chased, thenhopping in a car with a complete (horny)stranger. – Gena Showalter
- What do you think is the problem? You’re a cute kid-Â-uh, guy. Man. You’re a cuteman. – Gena Showalter
- Giving up is the only sure way to fail. – Gena Showalter
- Giving up is the only sure way to fail. – Gena Showalter
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I might be a vampire so I don’t give a shit. I’ll heal – Gena Showalter
- You speak as if I actually have a soul. As if mine wasn’t ripped from me by lies and betrayal. – Gena Showalter
- Feelings are fleeting, no matter how eart-shattering they seem; they never last, always change. – Gena Showalter
- A man and wife should see the best in each other, should work together, should enjoy each other. – Gena Showalter
- If you’d rather not go with me, I will completely understand and won’t hate you for more than a day. Maybe two. – Gena Showalter
- Evelyn: There’s nothing wrong with embracing one’s emotions.Brittany: Mom, You don’t just embrace your emotions, you make love to them hard-core. – Gena Showalter
- Knock him out, Paris!”Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it? – Gena Showalter
- Once I learned, I went online and ordered every romance novel I could find. They’re fairy tales for grown-ups. – Gena Showalter
- He was in my nose, my mouth, on my skin, inside my cells, deep in the marrow of my bones. Just then, he was everything to me. – Gena Showalter
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- Well, what do you want me to do? Head ???? my way through a few inches of steel?!- she snarled.-œWell, that would certainly earn you a cookie! – SLJ Shortt
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