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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
– George Bernard Shaw

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  1. Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not. – George Bernard Shaw
  2. One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven’t and don’t. – George Bernard Shaw
  3. Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. – George Bernard Shaw
  4. Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything. – George Bernard Shaw
  5. Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. – George Bernard Shaw
  6. How can she? She’s incapable of understanding anything. Besides, do any of us understand what we are doing? If we did, would we ever do it? – George Bernard Shaw
  7. Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. – George Bernard Shaw
  8. I felt in some ways we’d had some sort of sex, sex of the mind, sex of ideas, sex of words, hundreds and thousands of words… – Lily King
  9. Science never solves a problem without creating ten more – George Bernard Shaw
  10. Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself. – George Bernard Shaw
  11. There is always danger for those who are afraid. – George Bernard Shaw
  12. If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you’ll find you’ve done it. – George Bernard Shaw
  13. A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic. – George Bernard Shaw
  14. [Chess] is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time. – George Bernard Shaw
  15. You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race. – George Bernard Shaw
  16. Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open. – George Bernard Shaw
  17. Hell is full of musical amateurs. – George Bernard Shaw
  18. Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain? – George Bernard Shaw
  19. Lack of money is the root of all evil. – George Bernard Shaw
  20. We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us! – George Bernard Shaw
  21. The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years. – George Bernard Shaw
  22. Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness. – George Bernard Shaw
  23. As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death. – George Bernard Shaw
  24. No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means. – George Bernard Shaw
  25. Gentle Jesus, meek and mild’ is a snivelling modern invention, with no warrant in the gospels. – George Bernard Shaw
  26. HIGGINS. Have you no morals, man?DOOLITTLE [unabashed] Cant afford them, Governor. Neither could you if you was as poor as me. – George Bernard Shaw
  27. Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience. – George Bernard Shaw
  28. HIGGINS [aggrieved] Do you mean that my language is improper?MRS HIGGINS. No, dearest: it would be quite proper – say on a canal barge… – George Bernard Shaw
  29. The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me. – George Bernard Shaw
  30. If we women were particular about men’s characters, we should never get married at all. – George Bernard Shaw
  31. At present there is not a single credible established religion in the world. – George Bernard Shaw
  32. His only weakness was the habit of prophesying war within the next fortnight. George Bernard Shaw – Barbara W Tuchman
  33. England and America are two countries separated by the same language. – George Bernard Shaw
  34. Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing. – George Bernard Shaw
  35. I’m not a teacher: only a fellow traveler of whom you asked the way. I pointed ahead – ahead of myself as well as you. – George Bernard Shaw
  36. The most distinguished persons become more revolutionary as they grow older. – George Bernard Shaw
  37. A man learns to skate by staggering about and making a fool of himself. Indeed he progresses in all things by resolutely making a fool of himself. – George Bernard Shaw
  38. [Man] progresses in all things by resolutely making a fool of himself. – George Bernard Shaw
  39. Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn’t really hurt. – George Bernard Shaw
  40. What man really wishes to do he will find a means of doing. – George Bernard Shaw

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