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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
– George Carlin

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  2. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes! – Billy Connolly
  3. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes. – Anonymous
  4. He said he preferred to feel the earth sing through his feet, and that shoes stopped you from hearing the song of the earth. – Graham Joyce
  5. I not only stand on my two feet, but I walk on my two feet for my two feet. – Keely Barton
  6. I am so tired of begging your sorry ???, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy – Lucian Bane
  7. Dont feel sorry for no one if they dont feel sorry for you – Christian O Ortiz
  8. When someone calls you a ‘nigger’, then you feel sorry for him… You have to pity him because his mind has such a sorry way of expressing itself. – Adam Makos
  9. Much as he detested Filch, Harry couldn’t help feeling a bit sorry for him, though not nearly as sorry as he felt for himself. – JK Rowling
  10. Feel, he told himself, feel, feel, feel. Even if what you feel is pain, only let yourself feel. – PD James
  11. If you have never walked a mile in someone’s shoes, do not mock the soars on his feet. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  12. You cannot walk in a great man’s shoes without getting sores on your feet. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  13. Before walking in someone else’s shoes, you have to remove your shoes first. – Dr Asoka Jinadasa
  14. I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors. – Mindy Kaling
  15. We are not for making shoes, so the shoemakers can have jobs, but so we can wear the shoes. – Janusz KorwinMikke
  16. On the seashore, when I feel the waves are taking the sand beneath my feet, I keep my feet firm and deep, I stay strong!!! – GSSreekiran
  17. I stand out not because I am six feet tall,But because I feel six feet tall. – Anthony T Hincks
  18. Have you ever met someone for the first time, but in your heart you feel as if you’ve met them before? – JoAnne Kenrick
  19. By embracing our brokenness, we don’t come to Christ’s feet occasionally, but we stay at His feet continuously. – Tiffany Webster
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  21. Fear alone makes man weak. If you are afraid, your hands tremble, your feet falter, and your brain cannot tell hands and feet what to do. – Pearl S Buck
  22. I felt sorry for myself since my wimpy dom can’t catch a snail crossing the sidewalk. – Cherise Sinclair
  23. Listen until you’re the smartest.Learn until you’re the wisest.Live until you’re the merriest.Love until you’re the kindest. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  24. If you wear a big smile on your face and a really nice shoes on your feet, chances are that most people will like you. – Jay Bee
  25. I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, but it hasn’t changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I’m just wearing better shoes. – Oprah Winfrey
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  28. To a man, a woman is fun to be with -¦ until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with -¦ until he loses his job. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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  30. Which means every tomorrow is going to be worse than every today. Why feel sorry for myself today when tomorrow’s bound to be worse? – Susan Beth Pfeffer
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  32. Love in your mind can be felt by some, love in your heart can be felt by many, but love in your soul can be felt by all. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  33. She felt damned. As though she were marching to her death. She felt like had been sentenced. And yet she felt eerily free. – Tan Redding
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  35. It felt terrific. It felt deeper and richer than laughter. It felt like opening a door and tumbling headfirst into a pile of feathers. – Leslea Tash
  36. By nature man without woman can feel no joy. She is his mother, his sister, his loving friend. She is seldom his enemy. – Christine de Pizan
  37. Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin
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