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Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.

Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial – you’d think all women do is clean and bleed.
– Gillian Flynn

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  18. I know, I know, I’m being a girl. – Gillian Flynn
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  30. I still believed he’d love me again somehow, love me that intense, thick way he did, the way that made everything good. – Gillian Flynn
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