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Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.

Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.
– Rainbow Rowell

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  1. His eyes were that colour you can’t see in the rainbow. Indigo. – Rainbow Rowell
  2. Wisdom paints a rainbow in your mind, joy paints a rainbow in your heart, and love paints a rainbow in your soul. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  3. You can influence a whole plethora of things, and just as they can influence you then you can influence them. – Stephen Richards
  4. A make believe life doesn’t win friends and influence people. It bores the crap out of those living the dream. – Melody Carstairs
  5. Some people just win, while others win with indelible styles. Don’t just dream to win; dare to be remain a winner! – Israelmore Ayivor
  6. Some people count sheep. I self-loathe. – Rainbow Rowell
  7. Since you can’t be influence by people who hate you, you cannot influence people you hate also. – Israelmore Ayivor
  8. You have three types of friends in life: Friends for a reason, friends for a season, and friends for a lifetime. – Ziad K Abdelnour
  9. I realise I’m behind on this but Rebekah Brooks was married to Ross Kemp of Gangs fame?! And she assaulted him? That explains so much. – Mandy Wiener
  10. One’s dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but it can never be taken away unless it is surrendered. – Michael J Fox
  11. No woman deserves to be disrespected; to be beaten up, to be called bitches or sluts. Assaulted or insulted. Even if she’s a hooker. – Imam Shah
  12. You win minds through your brilliance. You win hearts through your tenderness. You win souls through your benevolence. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  13. The true test of character is to live win-win even when promoted to positions where win-lose is possible. – Orrin Woodward
  14. Sometimes even the best of us have to lose ourselves in fantasy to survive reality. – Maxi Bransdale
  15. New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period.Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes andin your pants. – Libba Bray
  16. Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial – you’d think all women do is clean and bleed. – Gillian Flynn
  17. I don’t trust anybody. Not anybody. And the more that I care about someone, the more sure I am they’re going to get tired of me and take off. – Rainbow Rowell
  18. He’d stopped trying to bring her back. She only came back when she felt like it anyway, in dreams and lies and broken-down déjà vu. – Rainbow Rowell
  19. Everytime, he breaks your heart. And everytime, he expects me to pick up the pieces. – Rainbow Rowell
  20. And what does it mean to take care of power? Do you use it? Conserve it? Keep it out of the wrong hands? – Rainbow Rowell
  21. The world turned itself into a better place around him. – Rainbow Rowell
  22. To really be a nerd, she’d decided, you had to prefer fictional worlds to the real one. – Rainbow Rowell
  23. You were the sun, and I was crashing into you – Rainbow Rowell
  24. Not this in-between thing that Levi had, where his brain could catch the words but couldn’t hold on to them. – Rainbow Rowell
  25. Eleanor let his words hit her full on. – Rainbow Rowell
  26. A little manic was okay. A little manic paid the bills and got him up in the morning, made him magic when he needed it most. – Rainbow Rowell
  27. Just because it had happened before didn’t mean it wasn’t serious. It didn’t mean he didn’t need them. – Rainbow Rowell
  28. This is why I can’t be with Levi. Because I’m the kind of girl who fantasizes about being trapped in a library overnight — and Levi can’t even read. – Rainbow Rowell
  29. How could it be possible that there were that many nerve endings all in one place? – Rainbow Rowell
  30. They still didn’t talk on the bus, but it had become a less confrontational silence. Almost friendly. (But not quite.) – Rainbow Rowell
  31. Why do I write?To be somewhere elseTo get free of ourselvesTo stopTo stop being anything or anywhere at allTo disappear – Rainbow Rowell
  32. Even if you break with me and crush my heart, I’m never getting back together with Dawn. I know that the world isn’t flat now, I’m not going back. – Rainbow Rowell
  33. I know the world is flat now, I’m not going back. – Rainbow Rowell
  34. There was a necklace inside. A thin silver chain with a small pendant, a silver pansy. – Rainbow Rowell
  35. And then she kissed him with tongue- on the bus. – Rainbow Rowell
  36. You kissed him, right? The only question is, do you want to kiss him again? – Rainbow Rowell
  37. They were almost never alone, and now that they almost-practically were, he felt kind of frantic for her attention. – Rainbow Rowell
  38. The ultimate act of heroism shouldn’t be death. – Rainbow Rowell
  39. Every time, he breaks your hearts. And every time, he expects me to pick up the pieces. – Rainbow Rowell
  40. If we go on like this, there won’t be anything left to fight for – Rainbow Rowell

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