
The only real laughter comes from despair.
– Groucho Marx
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- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx
- A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx
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- Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx
- I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks. – Groucho Marx
- With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon. – Groucho Marx
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- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx
- Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck’s terrible.) – Groucho Marx
- Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx
- Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx
- Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. – Groucho Marx
- While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. – Groucho Marx
- Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. – Groucho Marx
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- Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does – Groucho Marx
- Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. – Groucho Marx
- Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
- Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable. – Mindy Greenstein
- All laughter is subversive, even the laughter of children. – Marty Rubin
- Good-hearted laughter is a tribute to the happy God, who created laughter and delights to enter into it with us. – Randy Alcorn
- Sober Minds give the world a chance. True Love brings you Hope. Blind Faith moves mountains. And the main savior from despair is Laughter. – Lara Biyuts
- My despair is less despair than boredom and loneliness. – Anthony Swofford
- The opposite of hope is despair, and when we despair, it is because we feel there are no choices. – Warren G Bennis
- Despair? I don’t despair. I have never once in my life despaired anything. I make a point not to go further than resignation. – Megan Derr
- Despair sees no hope, while hope sees no despair. – Jim George
- Security comes from Trust.Trust comes from Faith.Faith comes when you eliminate all fear.Ease comes when you are fearless. – Brownell Landrum
- When you meet the real problems of life, think of the real lessons of life for the real lessons of life are in the real problems of life – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
- When night comes do not despair; rejoice instead and say to yourself, -œAt least now I can see the stars. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Your destiny grows clearer, Jason Grace. When the choice comes again- storm or fire- remember me. And do not despair. – Rick Riordan
- Where there is ignorance, there you will find despair; with knowledge comes hope. – Paul Bamikole
- In the depths of horror and despair, one comes to a new steadiness. There is no farther to fall. – Winston Graham
- When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom. – Anonymous
- The real currency of life is not money but love. Real success comes not from earning but from giving. – Debasish Mridha
- A real job can kill a real dream, chase your real dreams – Fabrizio Moreira
- A question that always haunts me. Why can’t people just be real? It’s easier being real than pretend being real. Give yourself a chance. – Manasa Rao
- …the real is coherent and probable because it is real, not real because it is coherent… – Maurice MerleauPonty
- the real is coherent and probable because it is real, and not real because it is coherent… – Maurice MerleauPonty
- Real transformation requires real honesty. If you want to move forward -” get real with yourself! – Bryant McGill
- Real transformation requires real honesty. If you want to move forward -” get real with yourself. – Bryant McGill
