Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
– Groucho Marx
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- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx
- A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx
- A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx
- Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx
- I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks. – Groucho Marx
- With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon. – Groucho Marx
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx
- Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck’s terrible.) – Groucho Marx
- Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx
- Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx
- Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. – Groucho Marx
- While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. – Groucho Marx
- Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. – Groucho Marx
- A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket. – Groucho Marx
- Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does – Groucho Marx
- Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. – Groucho Marx
- Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
- The only real laughter comes from despair. – Groucho Marx
- The false starts and futilities of the past years proved themselves to be groundwork, foundations, laid in the dark but well laid. – Ursuala K Le Guin
- The best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. – Susan Block
- A man convinced against his will, stands opposed ever still. A man convinced he is right, gives the effort twice the fight. – Jeffrey Fry
- The absence of theistic bel – Joseph McCabe
- Until now, I’ve never been able to see while I fly, and I feel a dizzying lightness as I look out at the land bel – Ally Condie
- Is it rational to believe in a bad God? Anyway, in a God so bad as all that? The Cosmic Sadist, the spiteful imbecile? – CS Lewis
- Love is neither a sadist nor a masochist, but a woman seeking the approval of her lover. – Billy S VanOrsdol
- The sadist desires to command and control. The masochist desires to be freed from the burdens of liberty. That is Socialism. – AE Samaan
- A ‘sadist’ of her kind is an artist in evil, which a wholly wicked person could not be… – Marcel Proust
- The Angeles air was quiet, and for a while I laid still, listening to the sound of Maxon breathing. – Kiera C
- Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny
- And of course I’m in the press all the time. So many books have been written about me; Into thin air, up in the air,Gone with the wind- – Rick Riordan
- To start any thing is like to breathe in open air, to complete it is like to breathe in no air. – Murari Sharma
- SELF PORTRAIT: Throwing Armfuls of Air into the Air – Jandy Nelson
- A stone thrown up into the air is bound to fall down, and absolute power is like a huge stone thrown up into the air. – Mehmet Murat ildan
- as if all the years haven’t dulled that moment. She’s staring at a spot of air in front of it, and I know, in that spot of air, is her son. – Cath Crowley
- I suddenly realized I was in California. Warm, palmy air – air you can kiss – and palms. – Jack Kerouac
- And you are certainly not the pine-scented air.There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air – Billy Collins
- Leadership is self-made. People who have deliberately decided to become problems solver lead better. – Israelmore Ayivor
- Some animals could see in the dark, but it was only humans who deliberately sought out every possible route into the darkness of our own interiors. – Viet Thanh Nguyen
- A government which deliberately enacts injustice, and persists in it, will at length ever become the laughing-stock of the world. – Henry David Thoreau
- Ironically, torture requires empathy, too, in the sense that one cannot deliberately inflict pain without realizing what is painful. – Frans de Waal