Look, I’m a guy. Your ass was touching my groin. Of course I’m going to pop a boner. It’s a natural reaction.
– Gwen Hayes
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- If I am not touching a life, I am not touching life. – Craig D Lounsbrough
- You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone. – John Madden
- My beauty is my eccentricity, when I am out people stare at me and speak, look at that creative guy, unique guy, different guy. – Amit Kalantri
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- Holy crap, you are like a dog with a bone,- I commented to Ryan.-œOr just one with a boner. – Stacey Marie Brown
- You’re the one sitting there with a boner. You’llterrify your charity guys, walking in with that thing pointingat them. – Sherilee Gray
- There was something about the man that was throwing her right off, and it had everything to do with the boner in his pants. – Rosanna Leo
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- Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- The law is not an ass but a chameleon in ass skin: it turns deathly black when around blacks and pristine white when around whites – Agona Apell
- I am so tired of begging your sorry ???, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy – Lucian Bane
- Horror is the natural reaction to the last 5,000 years of history. – Robert Anton Wilson
- The first reaction is surely the most natural one, but not always the most correct one; thereupon, the invention of apologies. – Criss Jami
- What did you think was going to ensue when you chose Hagan’s big ass to train me? That guy is wicked fierce and a total badass. – JL McCoy
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- Beauty is like the storm. Beauty has its natural motions. A calmness of spirit signals its arrival. Its departure is marked by misery. – Anuradha Bhattacharyya
- Real women don’t love the richest guy in the world they love the guy who can make their world the richest. – Jazz Feylynn
- What does a guy say to that? What does an inexperienced guy say to a beautiful, smart, proper girl who’s not supposed to say things like that? – SA Tawks
- If I want to ‘f’ a guy, I want to ‘f’ a guy. – SE Jakes
- If I want to ???? a guy, I want to ???? a guy. – SE Jakes
- Even when battered and broken, he was beautiful. Yes, a guy could be beautiful. Especially if that guy was Deandre. – Aishabella Sheikh
- If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I’d be a 400 pound guy. – Scott Adams
- I don’t want to be just another guy-”because I am the guy for you.- Jared Hoffman – Sheena Hutchinson
- It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy. – Jonas Eriksson
- I’m in, especially if there’s a bad guy. Do I get to hurt a bad guy? – Darren Alexander
- You lost my interest, you aren’t a nice guy and very nasty guy. – Deyth Banger
- This guy.This ????ing guy. – Matt Fraction
- Practically every guy is the perfect guy the first night, so why ever bother with a second? – Ben Monopoli