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I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They've already done it. It's called a nickel.

I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They’ve already done it. It’s called a nickel.
– Jay Leno

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