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CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?

CUSTOMER (to her friend): What’s this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?
– Jen Campbell

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  3. A lot of books in the self-help section of your bookstore really belong in the fiction section. – Steve Maraboli
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  11. Perhaps that is the best way to say it: printed books are magical, and real bookshops keep that magic alive. – Jen Campbell
  12. Thank your customer for complaining and mean it. Most will never bother to complain. They’ll just walk away. – Marilyn Suttle
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  24. Where in the self-help section of Barnes and Noble does one find a guide on dealing with a supernatural stalker? – Cosmo Knox
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  32. The comment section of the internet is like gang graffiti, it makes no sense and is ugly to look at. – Michael P Naughton
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  40. I love books. If they are good books, I love them even more. But even if they are bad books, I still love them. – Hugo Chvez

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