Monza never had understood why getting out a tit or two made for a better painting. But painters seemed to think it did, so tits is what you got.
– Joe Abercrombie
Related Quotes:
- Why do writers write? Why do actors act? Why do painters paint? It doesn’t pay much, unless you’re very successful. It’s who we are. – Lori Lesko
- Ask not what your Joe Montaperto can do for you, but rather what YOU can do for your Joe Montaperto. – Joe Montaperto
- Never believe anything you hear at a woman’s tit. – George RR Martin
- A friendship between a man and a woman was what you called it when one had been pursuing the other for a long time and never gotten anywhere. – Joe Abercrombie
- I intend to destroy, destroy everything that exists in painting. I have utter contempt for painting. – Juan Miro
- Painting is mute poetry, and poetry is blind painting – Leonardo da Vinci
- Perception is like painting a scenery – no matter how beautifully you paint, it will still be a painting of the scenery, not the scenery itself. – Abhijit Naskar
- Writing is like painting a painting. Layer over layer over layer. – Kevin James Breaux
- People tell me I shouldn’t smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym. – Robert Clark
- Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you’re keeping score, you’ll lose at your own game. – Faydra D Fields
- Pay it forward generates more value than tit for tat. – RADelmonico
- Names turned over by time, like the plough turning the soil. Bringing up the new while the old were buried in the mud. – Joe Abercrombie
- Rules are for children. This is war, and in war the only crime is to lose. – Joe Abercrombie
- Those with the least always lose the most in war. – Joe Abercrombie
- Get what you can with words, because words are free, but the words of an armed man ring that much sweeter. – Joe Abercrombie
- So you love war. I used to think you were a decent man. But I see now I was mistaken. You’re a hero. – Joe Abercrombie
- …Chief without soldiers is just a very lonely man in a big bloody field – Joe Abercrombie
- Every war carries within it the seeds of the next. – Joe Abercrombie
- Armour… is part of a state of mind… in which you admit the possibility… of being hit. – Joe Abercrombie
- One cannot grow without pain. One cannot improve without it. Suffering drives us to achieve great things. – Joe Abercrombie
- Enough pain makes a coward of anyone. – Joe Abercrombie
- Men are brittle, I reckon. They don’t bend into new shapes. They get broken into them. Crushed into them. – Joe Abercrombie
- Memories sharp enough to cut himself on – the smells, the sounds, the feel of the air on his skin, the desperate hope and mad anger. – Joe Abercrombie
- it was like staring at a whitewashed wall, but without all the emotion – Joe Abercrombie
- The lowly have small ambitions, and are satisfied with small indulgences. They need not get fair treatment. They need only think that they do… – Joe Abercrombie
- Belief without evidence is the very hallmark of the savage. – Joe Abercrombie
- Trust is like glass. Lovely, but only a fool rests lots of weight on it. – Joe Abercrombie
- A man can forgive all manner of faults in beautiful women that in ugly men he find entirely beyond sufferance – Joe Abercrombie
- The gods hate those who plan badly, and help those with good friends, good swords, and good sense. – Joe Abercrombie
- You can always make enemies of your friends,’ said Sumael. ‘Making friends of your enemies is harder labor. – Joe Abercrombie
- I apologise, your Highness. Murder can be a painful business. – Joe Abercrombie
- But you know what they say – old milk turns sour but old scores just get sweeter. – Joe Abercrombie
- Bravery is the dead man’s virtue. – Joe Abercrombie
- It was what you gave out that made a man, not what you got back. – Joe Abercrombie
- The Bloody-Nine opened his mouth, and shrieked out all of his bottomless love and his endless hate in one long wail. – Joe Abercrombie
- Sometimes it doesn’t matter too much what choice you make, as long as you make it quick and stick to it. – Joe Abercrombie
- When you’re in hell, only a devil can point the way out. – Joe Abercrombie
- I want a chance to do it all again. To do it-¦ right. – Joe Abercrombie
- Sometimes, when someone lives in danger for too long, the only time they feel alive is when death’s breathing on their shoulder. – Joe Abercrombie
- Empathy? What’s that?- Glokta winced as he rubbed at his aching leg. -œIt’s a sad fact, but pain only makes you sorry for yourself. – Joe Abercrombie