Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It’s like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!
– John Green
Related Quotes:
- Sometimes life is like living in a chamber of Liquid Oxygen. Liquid don’t allow you to live and Oxygen don’t let you die. – Abhysheq Shukla
- Pain pumps blood when heart dies – Munia Khan
- The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people. – John Green
- Should she slam his head into the bar or toss her beer on him? Damn shame to waste good beer. – Mina Khan
- Her veins flowed with liquid poetry. I stole the words from her mouth with my kisses. – John Mark Green
- I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass. – Jim Butcher
- …the most sacred right of a person is to refuse o be manipulated, handled, cheated, and then kicked in the ass—. – Romain Gary
- A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. – John Stuart Mill
- Stupid fate, you suck ass. – Cassie Graham
- But first on earth as vampire sentThy corpse shall from its tomb be rentThen gastly haunt thy native placeAnd suck the blood of all thy race – George Gordon Byron
- Friends will always be there for the party. REAL friends will be there after the party… – Bray Love
- I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all. – Elle Lothlorien
- Take off your dress. Leave the pumps on. Lie down with your hands above your head, don’t move….. oh sweet sugar snaps! – Robin Bielman
- Ugster vinyl pumps, Partridge Family records, plastic daisy jewelry, old postcards. . . . It’s a magpie Christmas market. – Francesca Lia Block
- You want to become a better person?Just give thanks. Give thanks for all of it. – Kamand Kojouri
- Thanks to words, we have been able to rise above the brutes; and thanks to words, we have often sunk to the level of the demons. – Aldous Huxley
- I speak the unseen into seeing and I can feel it, this steady breathing in the rhythm of grace–‘give thanks (in), give thanks (out)’. – Ann Voskamp
- I speak the unseen into seeing and I can feel it, this steady breathing in the rhythm of grace–‘give thanks (in), give thanks (out)’. – Ann Voskamp
- Thanks, but no thanks. I need my makeup honey. – Carol – Matthew Leeth
- Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped. – Sophie Oak
- How many would protest if restaurants began serving puppy and kitten flesh instead of calves? Robins instead of hens? Squirrels instead of pigs? – Mango Wodzak
- Whomsoever I love and hate, my principle is the same. That is, the educated, the rich and the administrators should not suck the blood of the poor. – Periyar EV Ramasamy
- You can suck the life out of someone without ever touching a drop of their blood. –Raphael Sinclair – Helen Maryles Shankman
- But I don’t want to be a vampire drone.’ Sophronia winced. ‘They’ll suck my blood and make me wear only the very latest fashions. – Gail Carriger
- Are you going to sit or are you afraid I’ll suck your blood?--œNo, I am not afraid.--œThen come sit next to me.- ~ Trent and Kiara: Scarred – Amanda Leigh
- Not every breakup hurts, not every love story sucks. It’s the love that comes with a warning that it will hurt you and suck your blood out of you. – Bhavik Sarkhedi
- His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. – TA Miles
- is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass? – musa nganga
- Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- The law is not an ass but a chameleon in ass skin: it turns deathly black when around blacks and pristine white when around whites – Agona Apell
- I am so tired of begging your sorry ???, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy – Lucian Bane
- Thanks for not trying to see me when I looked like hell.--œTo be fair, you still look pretty bad. – John Green
- Spiders don’t chew. They send a special liquid into their prey. The prey’s insides turn to mush. Then the spider sucks up its tasty lunch! – Julie Murphy
- When truth becomes like a football that is kicked and tossed around by passers-by. That grieves God’s heart – Sunday Adelaja
- Her heart kicked hard against her ribs, seized by a terrible fear that refused to let go no matter how hard she pushed. – Kady Cross
- Why is a man with a knife after your blood? Who sent him? I would like to write the fellow a letter of thanks! – Elizabeth Peters
- Donate your blood from your heart to save life. Life will donate you hearts full of love, blood and contentment in return. – Munia Khan
- Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire. – Jennifer Crusie
- Voting for the Green Party is how you say ‘Up Yours!’ to the Republicans and Democrats. – Steven Magee
- There has never been a more important time to vote for the Green Party! – Steven Magee