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Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.
– John Wilmot

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  2. what is new in his theories is not true, and what is true in his theories is not new. – Hans Jrgen Eysenck
  3. Mothers are the ultimate executives. Instead of raising profits they are raising humanity. – Virginia Burges
  4. Diesel had gotten his nickname because he was built like a Mack truck. …. He stood six feet, six inches tall and his muscles had muscles. – Amanda Carlson
  5. I stand out not because I am six feet tall,But because I feel six feet tall. – Anthony T Hincks
  6. Confidence is indeed sexy, sexier than those six packs or six figures. – Hemant Pandey
  7. If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near forty. – Chris Rock
  8. Six foot six he stood on the groundHe weighed two hundred and thirty-five poundsBut I saw that giant of a man brought downTo his knees by love – Johnny Cash
  9. God bless our good and gracious King,Whose promise none relies on;Who never said a foolish thing,Nor ever did a wise one. – John Wilmot
  10. Then, if to make your ruin more,You’ll peevishly be coy,Die with the scandal of a whoreAnd never know the joy. – John Wilmot
  11. Cupid and Bacchus my saints are,May drink and love still reign,With wine I wash away my cares,And then to cunt again. – John Wilmot
  12. A kind of losing loadum is their game,Where the worst writer has the greatest fame. – John Wilmot
  13. How blest was the created stateOf man and woman, ere they fell,Compared to our unhappy fate:We need not fear another hell. – John Wilmot
  14. Children make theories when they are confused or anxious. – Sherry Turkle
  15. If I get married, I want to be very married. – Audrey Hepburn
  16. The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. – Ann Landers
  17. Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I’m not married to. – Douglas Adams
  18. Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  19. Well, Ben says you have to be married to get a girl pregnant. And me and Cindy are not married, so she couldn’t get pregnant, see? – Scylar Tyberius
  20. A happy marriage is a personal choice. The same way you decide to GET married? It’s the same way you decide to STAY happily married! – Ngina Otiende
  21. Amid the joy of raising children will be some of the hardest work you’ll ever do. – Elizabeth George
  22. Raising children is like baking cookies at high altitudes. The recipe doesn’t work. You must open the oven door and keep checking on the cookies. – Margaret Aranda
  23. There goes a lot of pain in raising children. But the pain is equally or overtly compensated by the joy of parenthood. – Girdhar Joshi
  24. What she did have, after raising two children, was the equivalent of a PhD in mothering and my undying respect. – Barbara Delinsky
  25. In raising my children, I have lost my mind but found my soul. – Lisa T Shepherd
  26. Raising your children to love and serve Jesus is fulfilling one of God’s highest callings upon your life. – Elizabeth George
  27. If you bungle raising children, I don’t think whatever else you do matters very much. – Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
  28. If parents were as concerened about raising their children as they are about the outcome of their sitcom or sports game, this nation would thrive. – Benjamin Lotter
  29. The 2 Perfect Recipes for Rearing & Raising Godly Children are: Stay On Your Knees for Direction & Stand On Your feet as an Example, – Agu Jaachynma NE
  30. How to advise parents for being successful in raising children stillremains an important unsolved problem. – Eraldo Banovac
  31. Sometimes the Lord must bring the bodylow before Raising the Spirit ever higher. – Raymond D Longoria Jr
  32. Be inspired, raising the bar of excellence in your life every day. Act better than before; grow higher than usual; think faster than normal. – Israelmore Ayivor
  33. Before getting upset, always ask yourself: Will this even matter in six months, in a year, or in five years? if the answer is no, then let it go. – Robin Dabhi
  34. A children’s story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children’s story in the slightest. – CS Lewis
  35. I’ve got a pretty good idea what children are, and we’re not children. Children can lose sometimes, and nobody cares. – Orson Scott Card
  36. It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. – John W Gardner
  37. Being married or having children does not mean you are living an effective life – Sunday Adelaja
  38. I have an unfounded belief that there is a conspiracy out there creating unsupportable theories. – Ted Agon
  39. You can scoff at opinions. You can reject hypotheses. You can discard theories out of hand. But you cannot reject the facts – Forrest Carr
  40. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. Don’t bother. – Ziad K Abdelnour

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