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...You know, one good apple can spoil the rest,- Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony.

…You know, one good apple can spoil the rest,- Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony.
– Joseph Heller

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  1. …You know, one good apple can spoil the rest,- Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony. – Joseph Heller
  2. Here lies the body of Colonel Cornell’s. The rest of the fellow, I fancy, in hell is. – Mark Hodder
  3. Here lies the body of Colonel Cornell’s. The rest of the fellow, I fancy, in hell is. – Mark Hodder
  4. Never sit under a tree waiting for the apple to fall. Climb the tree, grab that apple!When it comes, never be inert and take your time, TIME TO MOVE! – Tsem Tulku Rinpoche
  5. It was a good apple too. A good apple, picked by a madman on a full moon night. – Steven Herrick
  6. That’s the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. – Christopher Moore
  7. If you turned your back on irony, it curdled into sarcasm. And what good was it then? Sarcasm was irony which had lost its soul. – Julian Barnes
  8. Irony cleans away all those secret stains. Irony is the path that leads safely back to official realities. – Geoffrey Wall
  9. If we chose to refuse irony, we risk becoming irony’s dupe. – Janet Beizer
  10. Irony? Irony can never be more than our own personal Maginot line; the drawing of it, for the most part, purely arbitrary. – Mark Z Danielewski
  11. Be extremely careful when using irony: bear in mind that irony might be an overture for sarcasm – Eraldo Banovac
  12. Be extremely careful when using irony: bear in mind that irony might bean overture for sarcasm. – Eraldo Banovac
  13. Irony? Irony can never be more than our own personal Maginot line; the drawing of it, for the most part, purely arbitrary. – Mark Z Danielewski
  14. Be extremely careful when using irony: bear in mind that irony might bean overture for sarcasm. – Eraldo Banovac
  15. We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.Cross it? I’m making plans to destroy the bridge from orbit.-Colonel Ceeta & Captain Tagon – Howard Tayler
  16. Colonel Graff: We won! That’s all that matters.Ender Wiggin: No. The way we win matters. – Orson Scott Card
  17. The truth can’t hide, Colonel. Sooner or later it will rise to the top, like oil in water. – Kenneth Eade
  18. The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on. – Joseph Heller
  19. It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead. – Joseph Heller
  20. Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he’s in his office. – Joseph Heller
  21. -You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete traditions. You’re dangerous and depraved, and you ought to be taken outside and shot! – Joseph Heller
  22. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents. – Joseph Heller
  23. He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt… – Joseph Heller
  24. But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong. – Joseph Heller
  25. Nurse Duckett found Yossarian wonderful and was already trying to change him. – Joseph Heller
  26. My fish dream is a sex dream. – Joseph Heller
  27. Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family. – Joseph Heller
  28. The spirit gone, man is garbage. – Joseph Heller
  29. I don’t want to make sacrifices. I want to make dough. – Joseph Heller
  30. Depreciating motels, junked automobiles, and quick-food joints grow like amber waves of grain. – Joseph Heller
  31. I believe in a higher consciousness. I also believe that nature is supremely conscious. A tree is more conscious than we are. – Debasish Mridha
  32. Am I a prisoner of my thoughts?Am I a prisoner of my societal conformity?Who am I?How conscious am I?Am I conscious or obnoxious? – Debasish Mridha
  33. A flower blooms with all of her power and love to give you joy and to beautify this world. Is she conscious, unconscious, or super conscious? – Debasish Mridha
  34. You’re lucky. I’m always conscious of myself -”in my mind. Painfully conscious. – JeanPaul Sartre
  35. When u practice something with conscious mind n then continue practicing the same even with sub-conscious mind, You Master it.. – honeya
  36. My pockets had always puzzled Weena, but at the last she had concluded that they were an eccentric kind of vase for floral decoration. – HG Wells
  37. After a sharp inward struggle, he concluded to stay and see it out. He should despise himself, more than he cared to face, if he gave in now. – Thomas Hughes
  38. He concluded that governments were like wars: the reasons and the forces might change, but it was still the same dying over the same soil. – Nick Harkaway
  39. And we, from the whole of our life experience there, have concluded that there is only one way to withstand violence: with firmness. – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
  40. We live in very remarkable times. We find with astonishment that progress has concluded an alliance with barbarism. – Sigmund Freud

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