If the apocalypse comes…beep me!
– Joss Whedon
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- If a boy can manage to have coffee with me during the apocalypse, I know he cares. There’s not a speck of doubt in my mind. He must care. – Caroline George
- how does this outer life, apocalypse reported, penetrate my dreams – Ron Silliman
- they were in love with apocalypse, like all men, more in love with myths than with any woman. – Marge Piercy
- We think to dance, and dance in thought. But to hibernate in the mind, is to bring upon us an apocalypse of the Soul. – Ilyas Kassam
- Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. – Stephanie Stamm
- We didn’t cause the apocalypse-¦--œBut we were too dumb to see it,- she snaps. -œThat was our mistake. – Caroline George
- It’s just like an alcoholic to think he’s doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong. – Michele W Miller
- Okay, boys.- Pestilence’s grating voice rang out. -œKill the human and the mutt, and let’s get this Apocalypse started! – Larissa Ione
- I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence. – Neil Gaiman
- It was duck apocalypse! – Kenneth Logan
- The real zombie-apocalypse is the pandemic of drama and mediocrity. – Bryant McGill
- Dean, you’ve been to Hell, I started the Apocalypse, and we’re supposed to be possessed by an archangel and the devil. Now you’re being skeptical? – Keith RA DeCandido
- I wasn’t entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse. – Karen Chance
- I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire. – Amanda Mosher
- Donny recovered herself. -œDude, that was the seventh sign of the apocalypse. I’m so not going to class on the last day of the world. – Gwen Hayes
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- Regret, Joss. Regret does awful things to a person. – Samantha Young