Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon.
– Stephanie Stamm
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- My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon on the side. – Varsha Bajaj
- Most people just want to be left in peace to eat their bacon, not realising that there is no peace behind bacon. – Mango Wodzak
- One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me. – Frank Tayell
- Less fear, more courage.Less doubt, more faith.Less talking, more action.Less ignorance, more knowledge. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- If it’s reality you want, I suggest you look out the window. – Peter Stamm
- That’s the thing with reality, he said, you can’t repeat it to order, you can’t correct it. Perhaps we should read more books. – Peter Stamm
- I am a better person when I have less on my plate. – Elizabeth Gilbert
- How one responds in these dire circumstances says a lot about one’s faith and the strength of one’s beliefs. – Tim Hiller
- What a dire time to be attracted to men. – Kathie Lee Gifford
- And evolution wasn’t even properly invented until the late 1800s. Is that enough time to get a Labrador retriever from a dire wolf? I think not. – Bobby Henderson
- The more you think, the less you imagine. The less you imagine, the less you create. – Michael Bassey Johnson
- The more you pray, the less you’ll panic. The more you worship, the less you worry. You’ll feel more patient and less pressured. – Rick Warren
- Live more, whine less. Smile more, worry less. Love more, hate less. – Sravani Saha Nakhro
- As one grows weaker one is less susceptible to suffering. There is less hurt because there is less to hurt. – Jack London
- Cities who do not have trams always look less literary, less poetic, and less mysterious! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- If a boy can manage to have coffee with me during the apocalypse, I know he cares. There’s not a speck of doubt in my mind. He must care. – Caroline George
- how does this outer life, apocalypse reported, penetrate my dreams – Ron Silliman
- If the apocalypse comes…beep me! – Joss Whedon
- they were in love with apocalypse, like all men, more in love with myths than with any woman. – Marge Piercy
- We think to dance, and dance in thought. But to hibernate in the mind, is to bring upon us an apocalypse of the Soul. – Ilyas Kassam
- We didn’t cause the apocalypse-¦--œBut we were too dumb to see it,- she snaps. -œThat was our mistake. – Caroline George
- It’s just like an alcoholic to think he’s doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong. – Michele W Miller
- Okay, boys.- Pestilence’s grating voice rang out. -œKill the human and the mutt, and let’s get this Apocalypse started! – Larissa Ione
- I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence. – Neil Gaiman
- It was duck apocalypse! – Kenneth Logan
- The real zombie-apocalypse is the pandemic of drama and mediocrity. – Bryant McGill
- Dean, you’ve been to Hell, I started the Apocalypse, and we’re supposed to be possessed by an archangel and the devil. Now you’re being skeptical? – Keith RA DeCandido
- I wasn’t entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse. – Karen Chance
- I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire. – Amanda Mosher
- Donny recovered herself. -œDude, that was the seventh sign of the apocalypse. I’m so not going to class on the last day of the world. – Gwen Hayes
- You can deal with the brain, as I say; it looks sensible, whereas the heart, the human heart, I’m afraid, looks a ????ing mess. – Julian Barnes
- He sought…to transform the grief which looks down into the grave by showing it the grief which looks up to the stars. – Victor Hugo
- He sought…to transform the grief which looks down into the grave by showing it the grief which looks up to the stars. – Victor Hugo
- Your visions will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. – CG Jung
- he looks the waysilence looks before it’s broken – Andrew McMillan
- Mother nature changes her looks for the same reason any woman changes her looks-”to be noticed. – Richelle E Goodrich
- A good Policeman/woman looks for crimes. A bad policeman/woman looks for opportunity. – Richard Diaz
- He who looks through an open window sees fewer things than he who looks through a closed window. – Charles Baudelaire
- If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near forty. – Chris Rock
- An extrovert looks at a stack of books and sees a stack of papers, while an introvert looks at the same stack and sees a soothing source of escape. – Eric Samuel Timm