Top Bacon Quotes

  • What’s more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and eggs, none of this continental bullshit. – Gish Jen

    What’s more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and eggs, none of this continental bullshit.– Gish Jen

  • Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens. – Max Barry

    Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens.– Max Barry

  • One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me. – Frank Tayell

    One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.– Frank Tayell

  • Whats good for the bacon – Stinks for the pig

    Whats good for the bacon– Stinks for the pig

  • My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon on the side. – Varsha Bajaj

    My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon on the side.– Varsha Bajaj

  • Ethically, she couldn’t cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious. – Thomm Quackenbush

    Ethically, she couldn’t cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious.– Thomm Quackenbush

  • If you’re in bed and can’t smell the bacon frying in the kitchen – you’re rich. – C Mack Lewis

    If you’re in bed and can’t smell the bacon frying in the kitchen – you’re rich.– C Mack Lewis

  • If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I’m confused. Also hungry. – Stephen Colbert

    If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I’m confused. Also hungry.– Stephen Colbert

  • The wife watched her neighbor get fat over the next year. The Germans have a word for that. Kummerspeck. Literally, grief bacon. – Jenny Offill

    The wife watched her neighbor get fat over the next year. The Germans have a word for that. Kummerspeck. Literally, grief bacon.– Jenny Offill

  • If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science – Michelle M Pillow

    If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science– Michelle M Pillow