Top Bacon Quotes

  • You stupid piece of warm bacon. – Hugh Lofting

    You stupid piece of warm bacon.– Hugh Lofting

  • Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. – Stephanie Stamm

    Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon.– Stephanie Stamm

  • Most people just want to be left in peace to eat their bacon, not realising that there is no peace behind bacon. – Mango Wodzak

    Most people just want to be left in peace to eat their bacon, not realising that there is no peace behind bacon.– Mango Wodzak

  • Mmm, bacon. – Noel Jesse Heikkinen

    Mmm, bacon.– Noel Jesse Heikkinen

  • He eased back and murmured, -œYou taste so damn sweet. Like maple syrup.--œAnd you taste like stolen bacon. – Lorelei James

    He eased back and murmured, -œYou taste so damn sweet. Like maple syrup.--œAnd you taste like stolen bacon.– Lorelei James

  • Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear. – Aesop

    Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.– Aesop

  • Books are like bacon for the mind. – Thomas F Shubnell

    Books are like bacon for the mind.– Thomas F Shubnell