How would I know which one I was?
– Karl Pilkington
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- Stop looking at the walls, look out the window. – Karl Pilkington
- I’d heard street food was a big thing here in Mexico but I didn’t think it meant the creatures that lived on the street. – Karl Pilkington
- The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn’t have any tattoos… but we never saw his wife. – Karl Pilkington
- I don’t really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me. – Karl Pilkington
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- Furious activity is no substitute for analytical thought. – Alastair Pilkington
- Youthfulness is about how you live not when you were born. – Karl Lagerfeld
- How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus
- Fashion is ephemeral, dangerous and unfair. – Karl Lagerfeld
- Communism is the riddle of history solved, and it knows itself to be this solution. – Karl Marx
- History is not like some individual person, which uses men to achieve its ends. History is nothing but the actions of men in pursuit of their ends. – Karl Marx
- All I needed to know, all true knowledge, the only really essential knowledge, was to be found in the books I read and the music I listened to – Karl Ove Knausgrd
- Denying realism amounts to megalomania. – Karl R Popper
- Joy is the simplest form of gratitude. – Karl Barth
- There is only one thing children find harder to hold back than tears, and that is joy. – Karl Ove Knausgrd
- Writing isn’t black magic. You just have to come up with an idea… – Karl Ove Knausgrd
- Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps – Karl Marx
- Respect is not creative … Chanel is an institution, and you have to treat an institution like a whore -” and then you get something out of her. – Karl Lagerfeld
- If you knew all about it, it wouldn’t be the leading edge. – Karl H Pribram
- Belief begins where science leaves off and ends where science begins. – Rudolf Ludwig Karl Virchow
- Prayer without study would be empty. Study without prayer would be blind. – Karl Barth
- Forgiveness is too easy. I can forget by indifference, but not forgive. I prefer revenge. – Karl Lagerfeld
- Go somewhere you know nothing about and see what happens. – Karl Ove Knausgrd
- In the days ahead, you will either be a mystic (one who has experienced God for real) or nothing at all. – Karl Rahner
- To err is human, but to err on the side of compassion is humane. – Karl Schmidtt
- Ignorance never yet helped anybody. – Karl Marx
- Take your Bible and take your newspaper, and read both. But interpret newspapers from your Bible. – Karl Barth
- Attitudes are like mirrors, they reflect towards anyone that’s looking. – Karl Kloppenborg
- He freed man from outer religiosity because he made religiosity the inner man. He freed the body from chains because he enchained the heart. – Karl Marx
- Labor in the white skin can never free itself as long as labor in the black skin is branded. – Karl Marx
- God transcends even the undertakings of evangelical theologians. – Karl Barth
- They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry. – Karl French
- The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point is to change it. – Karl Marx
- The only principle that does not inhibit progress is: anything goes. – Paul Karl Feyerabend
- Theology must have the character of a living procession. – Karl Barth