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I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It’s something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
– Karl Pilkington

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  40. Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart. – Martyn V Halm

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