Vampires are people too!
– Laurell K Hamilton
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- Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Vampires, real vampires, didn’t nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins. They tore people to pieces and sucked the blood out of the chunks. – David Wellington
- The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit. – Richard Pryor
- Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright. – Laurell K Hamilton
- People are supposed to fear the unknown, but ignorance is bliss when knowledge is so damn frightening. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Very few people see their own actions as truly evil,… It is left to their victims to decide what is evil and what is not. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Every ruler should strive for his people to love him. But if they cannot love you, then make them fear you. Love is better, but fear will do the job. – Laurell K Hamilton
- That’s what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he’s not starting over on the paperwork. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Can the sarcasm,’ he said. ‘Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. – Laurell K Hamilton
- There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles. – Laurell K Hamilton
- You can’t kill us all, human.’ He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. ‘True, but who’s going to be first in line? – Laurell K Hamilton
- I don’t have a master. I’m not sure if I have an equal. – Laurell K Hamilton
- He will not let you come barging in to his world like the proverbial bull in the china shop. – Laurell K Hamilton
- When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed – Laurell K Hamilton
- There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Before I knew you, I thought brave was not being afraid. You’ve taught me that bravery is being terrified and doing it anyway. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it – Laurell K Hamilton
- Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. – Laurell K Hamilton
- In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Nothing is more appealing than a handsome man who is also uncertain of himself. – Laurell K Hamilton
- When God ignores you, the devil starts looking good. – Laurell K Hamilton
- If you’re alive, don’t move, if you’re dead, don’t worry about it. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Out last chance is a cat’s magic sight. We are doomed. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Confidence is a fine trait. Over-confidence isn’t. – Laurell K Hamilton
- I know, I know. I rescued him and he’s bonded to me like a baby duck. – Laurell K Hamilton
- …on the job there was nothing but the job. You left the shit outside the door. You could always pick it up on your way back out. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. – Anita Blake – Laurell K Hamilton
- What do you do with a master vampire that won’t leave you alone? Good question. Unfortunately, what I needed was a good answer. – Laurell K Hamilton
- I worry that when you start quoting Machiavelli to justify your actions, you have ceased to be one of the good guys. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Perfect, complete, needing nothing, simply all there was, was the dark. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Sticks and stones will break your bones, but failure will get you killed. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister. – Laurell K Hamilton
- We aren’t the good guys, Anita. We’re the necessary guys. -Edward – Laurell K Hamilton
- If you fear nothing, then you are not brave. You are merely too foolish to be afraid. – Laurell K Hamilton
- He’d kill you all right. No sweat. But for the wrong reasons. Amateur’s reasons. Of course, you’ll be just as dead. – Laurell K Hamilton
- An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Lust has less logic than love, sometimes, but it’s easier to fight. – Laurell K Hamilton
- It may be a crush, or hero worship (…), it may not be love, but if you’ve never felt anything stronger, how do you tell the difference? – Laurell K Hamilton
- If the eyes are the window to the soul, then Edward’s in trouble ’cause no one is home. – Laurell K Hamilton