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Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
– Lemony Snicket

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  6. Everyone tells you it’s all right to cry, but not enough people say it’s all right if you don’t want people to know. – Lemony Snicket
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  8. Poems are word paintings. Poetry doesn’t belong to time. That’s why often you feel as if poems are speaking directly to you. – Salil Jha
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  15. The trick to having good ideas is not to sit around in glorious isolation and try to think big thoughts. The trick is to get more parts on the table. – Steven Johnson
  16. And when it’s quiet,you can hear your thoughts.You try to escape,but you don’t realize,that you are trapped,trapped within your thoughts. – Keysi Baker
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