
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
– Lemony Snicket
Related Quotes:
- Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. – Lemony Snicket
- He said I was trapped. He had trapped me. I told him to carefully consider what trapped animals do when they do not wish to be trapped. – JM McDermott
- Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged swordKit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events) – Lemony Snicket
- There’s a little trick called the Rule of Three: if you use any three of the five senses, it will make the scene immediately three-dimensional. – Diana Gabaldon
- Everyone can perform magic, everyone can reach his goals, ifhe is able to think, if he is able to wait, if he is able to fast. – Hermann Hesse
- Everyone tells you it’s all right to cry, but not enough people say it’s all right if you don’t want people to know. – Lemony Snicket
- I think everyone’s parents have secrets. You just have to know where to look for them. – Lemony Snicket
- Poems are word paintings. Poetry doesn’t belong to time. That’s why often you feel as if poems are speaking directly to you. – Salil Jha
- We met in a school elevator, and he could tell from the way I spoke that we had some sadness in common. – Kenny Porpora
- What I tell you three times is true. What I tell you three million times is civilization. – Mark Pesce
- The trick is remembering that change is as easy as you make it. The trick is remembering that you are the boss of you. – AS King
- …and still the hands did their trick, like over-eager dogs that want to do their rolling-”over trick for you not once or twice but all night. – Stephen King
- Magic is a trick, and the trick is to believe it’s real. – Osman Welela
- Honesty is the only trick to not trick anyone. – Shawn Lukas
- The trick to having good ideas is not to sit around in glorious isolation and try to think big thoughts. The trick is to get more parts on the table. – Steven Johnson
- And when it’s quiet,you can hear your thoughts.You try to escape,but you don’t realize,that you are trapped,trapped within your thoughts. – Keysi Baker
- I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. – Lemony Snicket
- There are few sights sadder than a ruined book. – Lemony Snicket
- Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them – Lemony Snicket
- There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don’t. – Lemony Snicket
- You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That’s why the dark is always close by. – Lemony Snicket
- The world is quiet here. – Lemony Snicket
- It’s hard when you’re missing your family. You wake up every morning like someone took one of your legs. – Lemony Snicket
- everything happens for a reason. – Lemony Snicket
- Some people think destiny is something you cannot escape, such as death or a curdled cheesecake, both of which always turn up sooner or later. – Lemony Snicket
- Just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it isn’t so – Lemony Snicket
- People who think nothing could go wrong are usually disappointed. – Lemony Snicket
- It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job. – Lemony Snicket
- It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job. – Lemony Snicket
- A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out. – Lemony Snicket
- Keep anyone with whom you can read in silence. – Lemony Snicket
- You’re noble enough, Baudelaires. That’s all we can ask for in this world. – Lemony Snicket
- Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries. – Lemony Snicket
- There’s nothing wrong with athletics, but they shouldn’t get in the way of your schoolwork. – Lemony Snicket
- We both wanted to know each other’s secrets, and we both wanted the other person to go first. – Lemony Snicket
- A secret note is secret. There is no reason to sign it. – Lemony Snicket
- If you ask one question, it will lead you to another, and another. It’s like peeling an onion. – Lemony Snicket
- Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure – Lemony Snicket
- Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact. – Lemony Snicket
- Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact. – Lemony Snicket