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I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I’ve had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.
– Libba Bray

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  1. Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle. – Carl Hiaasen
  2. What kind of person doesn’t let you have gummi bears? – Libba Bray
  3. I’d like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you’re reading Sarah Palin. – Libba Bray
  4. I know because I read. Might I suggest you try it? – Libba Bray
  5. You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That’s a step too far. – Libba Bray
  6. People always fear what they don’t understand, Evangeline. History proves that. – Libba Bray
  7. Because ‘You’re perfect just the way you are,’ is what your guidance counselor says. And she’s an alcoholic. – Libba Bray
  8. New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period.Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes andin your pants. – Libba Bray
  9. When she can’t bring me to heal with scolding, she bends me to shape with guilt. – Libba Bray
  10. And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time. – Libba Bray
  11. Please, I’m a transgender former boy-bander. You think I don’t know how to defend myself? – Libba Bray
  12. Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants. – Libba Bray
  13. I can see his pain, see it in the way he runs his fingers through his hair, over and over, and I understand what it costs him to hide it all. – Libba Bray
  14. Sometimes we seek that which we are not yet ready to find. – Libba Bray
  15. Power changes everything till it is difficult to say who are the heroes and who the villains. – Libba Bray
  16. It was so hard to feel safe in the world when you were a girl. – Libba Bray
  17. You must remember, my dear lady, the most important rule of any successful illusion: First, the people must want to believe in it. – Libba Bray
  18. I’m sorry, Gemma. But we can’t live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you. – Libba Bray
  19. What is the French word for rain? Le rain? La rain? Is the rain masculine or feminine? It’s such a bother that it must be masculine. – Libba Bray
  20. To each his own magic. – Libba Bray
  21. Travel opens your mind as few other things do. It is its own form of hypnotism, and I am forever under its spell. – Libba Bray
  22. If you would understand the present, you must come to know the past. – Libba Bray
  23. Writers are also sort of like vultures, but with fewer ethics. – Libba Bray
  24. Naughty John, Naughty John, does his work with his apron on. Cuts your throat and takes your bones, sells ’em off for a coupla stones. – Libba Bray
  25. But if we are to remain a great empire, we must have a greater understanding of the hearts and minds of others. – Libba Bray
  26. Wow, I miss Latin. So much fun – all those exciting verbs that don’t come unit the end of the sentence. It’s like a movie trailer for language. – Libba Bray
  27. Robot. Is. Sad. Because silly bitch. Will. Not. Dance. – Libba Bray
  28. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I’ve got to think. – Libba Bray
  29. And when it comes, her kiss is like something not so much felt as found. – Libba Bray
  30. And when it comes, her kiss is like something not so much felt as found. – Libba Bray
  31. There is no greater power on this earth than story. – Libba Bray
  32. …There’s an -or- in -whore- because you always have a choice to respect your body and say no. – Libba Bray
  33. Kartik feels like a country I want to travel-”vast, dangerous, and unknown. – Libba Bray
  34. I’m an oddity of one, my strangeness too complicated to explain or share. – Libba Bray
  35. Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you’re the one getting slapped with the stick. – Carroll Bryant
  36. Let people stick to their philosophy, you stick to your passion. – Amit Kalantri
  37. When you feel you are badly falling into the emptiness, stick to the reason , stick to the logic; they will reverse the situation! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  38. Society tends to stick labels on everything and everyone. The label that is given to you will stick with you for a lifetime. – Kenneth Eade
  39. Not all the problems must be solved! Stick to this philosophy and you will save awful a lot of time! Stick to this philosophy! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  40. A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about. – Garrison Keillor

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