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A knee to the balls from a car full of clowns would have been less awkward than the look he was receiving from the whiskey-eyed angel.

A knee to the balls from a car full of clowns would have been less awkward than the look he was receiving from the whiskey-eyed angel.
– Lisa N Paul

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