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I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
– Mark Twain

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  2. Preventive war was an invention of Hitler. I would not even listen to anyone seriously that came and talked about such a thing. – Dwight D Eisenhower
  3. Good night! Good night!Far flies the light;But still God’s loveShall shine above,Making all bright,Good night! Good night! – Victor Hugo
  4. Guilt is the toothache of the soul. – Tommy Cotton
  5. A toothache, or a violent passion, is not necessarily diminished by our knowledge of its causes, its character, its importance or insignificance. – T S Eliot
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  7. If you think it ain’t dismal and lonesome out in a fog that way, by yourself, in the night, you try it once -“ you’ll see. – Mark Twain
  8. So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. – Daniel Silva
  9. Do you know what we call windows in Belgrade?’ she asked. All our windows are broken and crisscrossed with scotch tape. ‘Windows 99. – Jasmina Teanovi
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  11. I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic. – Sue William Silverman
  12. As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he’s gotten into the Scotch. – Robert Crais
  13. First things first, though, I thought, and headed straight for the liquor cabinet. Times like this call for straight scotch, no rocks. – Susan Toy
  14. The cat arrived with a bottle of Scotch. – Christopher S Wren
  15. I got a heart like a half bottle of no-label whiskey.Nothing to brag on,but enough for you, and all your friends, too. – Catherynne M Valente
  16. She lives on the fumes of whiskey and the iron in the blood of her prey. – Hilary Mantel
  17. It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. – Sherman Alexie
  18. You might pass by those who’re stuck in the neck bottle while you are swiming in your whiskey, be kind ! – Farid F Ibrahim
  19. You might pass by those who’re stuck in the bottle neck while you are swimming in your whiskey, be kind ! – Farid F Ibrahim
  20. You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey. – Bill Murray
  21. A knee to the balls from a car full of clowns would have been less awkward than the look he was receiving from the whiskey-eyed angel. – Lisa N Paul
  22. The problem with taxation is that authors can’t write off whiskey as a business expense. – Bryan Way
  23. His desire for this to be a joke was quickly replaced by a desire for whiskey. – A Ashley Straker
  24. She told him that he had the most beautiful voice she’d ever heard, that it sounded like whiskey and wood smoke. – Dennis Lehane
  25. When true love broke my heart in half,I took the whiskey from the shelf,And told my neighbors when to laugh.I keep a dog, and bark myself. – Theodore Roethke
  26. Friday night’s alright for fightingSaturday, Sunday, Monday tooEvery night is a night of fightingWith family and friends like you – JessicaLynn Barbour
  27. The craving to risk death is our last great perversion. We come from night, we go into night. Why live in night? – John Fowles
  28. Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it. – Mark Twain
  29. [An example of misattribution:]If you don’t know the source of a quote,you can always make it sound better by attributing it to me.-” Mark Twain – Jakub Marian
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  32. Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.- Mark Twain – LA Smith
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  34. Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life. – Mark Twain
  35. …why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much-• Mark Twain …that’s why … – John Geddes
  36. One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning. – Mark Twain
  37. Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. – Mark Twain
  38. If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain
  39. Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option. – Mark Twain
  40. It gave an appalling idea of the value of an hour, and I thought I could never waste one again without remorse and terror. – Mark Twain

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