Top Whiskey Quotes

  • I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it. – Mark Twain

    I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.– Mark Twain

  • I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.– Mark Twain

  • When true love broke my heart in half,I took the whiskey from the shelf,And told my neighbors when to laugh.I keep a dog, and bark myself. – Theodore Roethke

    When true love broke my heart in half,I took the whiskey from the shelf,And told my neighbors when to laugh.I keep a dog, and bark myself.– Theodore Roethke

  • She told him that he had the most beautiful voice she’d ever heard, that it sounded like whiskey and wood smoke. – Dennis Lehane

    She told him that he had the most beautiful voice she’d ever heard, that it sounded like whiskey and wood smoke.– Dennis Lehane

  • His desire for this to be a joke was quickly replaced by a desire for whiskey. – A Ashley Straker

    His desire for this to be a joke was quickly replaced by a desire for whiskey.– A Ashley Straker

  • The problem with taxation is that authors can’t write off whiskey as a business expense. – Bryan Way

    The problem with taxation is that authors can’t write off whiskey as a business expense.– Bryan Way

  • You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey. – Bill Murray

    You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.– Bill Murray

  • You might pass by those who’re stuck in the bottle neck while you are swimming in your whiskey, be kind ! – Farid F Ibrahim

    You might pass by those who’re stuck in the bottle neck while you are swimming in your whiskey, be kind !– Farid F Ibrahim

  • You might pass by those who’re stuck in the neck bottle while you are swiming in your whiskey, be kind ! – Farid F Ibrahim

    You might pass by those who’re stuck in the neck bottle while you are swiming in your whiskey, be kind !– Farid F Ibrahim

  • It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. – Sherman Alexie

    It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away.– Sherman Alexie