Top Scotch Quotes

  • The cat arrived with a bottle of Scotch. – Christopher S Wren

    The cat arrived with a bottle of Scotch.– Christopher S Wren

  • First things first, though, I thought, and headed straight for the liquor cabinet. Times like this call for straight scotch, no rocks. – Susan Toy

    First things first, though, I thought, and headed straight for the liquor cabinet. Times like this call for straight scotch, no rocks.– Susan Toy

  • I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it. – Mark Twain

    I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.– Mark Twain

  • I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.– Mark Twain

  • As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he’s gotten into the Scotch. – Robert Crais

    As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he’s gotten into the Scotch.– Robert Crais

  • I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic. – Sue William Silverman

    I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic.– Sue William Silverman

  • His Scotch bear-leader, Mr Boswell, was a ???? of the first quality. – William Makepeace Thackeray

    His Scotch bear-leader, Mr Boswell, was a ???? of the first quality.– William Makepeace Thackeray

  • Do you know what we call windows in Belgrade?’ she asked. All our windows are broken and crisscrossed with scotch tape. ‘Windows 99. – Jasmina Teanovi

    Do you know what we call windows in Belgrade?’ she asked. All our windows are broken and crisscrossed with scotch tape. ‘Windows 99.– Jasmina Teanovi

  • So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. – Daniel Silva

    So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.– Daniel Silva