Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.
– Maureen Johnson
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- When the river meets the sea, he dies! Because the character of the river is to flow and when the character dies, everything dies! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- When the last woman dies, the last man dies! – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
- Successful prayer life only dies after its habit dies. – Samuel T Padmore
- The man who dies rich dies disgraced leaving the earth without making it better than he met it. Give to humanity. – Adedayo Olabamiji
- When someone you love dies, part of you dies with them. It’s why your never the same after losing someone. – Shannon Messenger
- He who dies with the most toys…dies a child. – James Rozoff
- When a language dies, a possible world dies with it. – George Steiner
- Death is beautiful, part of life… No, it is sad. It’s sad when anyone dies. Even though every single human dies. So it’s really not that sad. – Harris Wittels
- When the love of your life dies, the problem is not that some part of you dies too, which it does, but that some part of you is still alive. – Jackie Kay
- We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. When the loyal opposition dies, I think the soul of America dies with it. – Edward R Murrow
- Real vision dies only when life dies. Once we live, we hope, we yearn for and we aspire to have something! – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
- Everyone dies. That is a universal constant. The only variable is how one dies. – Chris de Pavilly
- And my piece of advice is…don’t flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. – Simone Elkeles
- He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume. – Jim Benton
- You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference. – Amit Kalantri
- Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don’t think it right. – Oscar Wilde
- A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. – Oscar Wilde
- Everyone wants to be happy.So love everyone like a happy puppy. – Debasish Mridha
- You born to be happy, so love everyone like a happy puppy. – Debasish Mridha
- People who wouldn’t dream of drowning a puppy in a barrel full of water think nothing of killing a fish the same slow way. – Karen Traviss
- That’s one huge puppy. – Ksenia Anske
- When the puppy licked my hand, we all knew he was the one for us – J Wesley Porter
- -¦He sounded as though he had just seen The Pokey Little Puppy meet the business end of The Little Engine That Could. – Thomm Quackenbush
- How many would protest if restaurants began serving puppy and kitten flesh instead of calves? Robins instead of hens? Squirrels instead of pigs? – Mango Wodzak
- Conceited little mega-puppy. – Douglas Adams
- You can’t flirt with me during a lockdown. My eyes narrow. It’s unethical. – Cheyanne Young
- I can smell blood, Elena,- Dmitri drawled, walking back into the room. -œAre you trying to flirt? – Nalini Singh
- Don’t sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you’ll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes. – Dana Marie Bell
- He sees me when I’m lying. He hears me when I flirt. – Candace Jane Kringle
- I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them. – Anna Held
- Fear can’t hurt you. When it washes over you, give it no power. it’s a snake with no venom. – Maureen Johnson
- My final word: don’t follow your dreams . . . chase them. With a stick, or a shovel, or whatever you have handy. Get that [bleep]ing dream! – Maureen Johnson
- Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph! – Maureen Johnson
- Money is for doing things, my love. Don’t sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn’t hatch. I should know. I’ve made enough of it. – Maureen Johnson
- It was as if the news itself wanted to reassure me. Even Jack the Ripper himself had reappeared as part of the greeting committee. – Maureen Johnson
- Did you ask people to crime scenes on dates? – Maureen Johnson
- I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. – Maureen Johnson
- I knew it was beautiful, but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things, and I didn’t care. – Maureen Johnson
- Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it. – Maureen Johnson
- Sometimes people graduate but they don’t leave. They hang around for years, for no reason. I would think of ghosts like that, I decided. – Maureen Johnson