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If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science

If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science
– Michelle M Pillow

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  8. Dead people put on weight, it seems to me; both in their flesh and in our minds, they put on weight. – Stephen King
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  11. Joy comes when you turn it over to God to deal with. This is when you will feel the true release from it’s weight. – Shannon L Alder
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  13. Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn’t have tried to turn ya into a snake. – Michelle M Pillow
  14. Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment. – Michelle M Pillow
  15. A stóirín, ya are a handful of trouble, but I kind of like it. – Michelle M Pillow
  16. He kissed the corner of her lips before whispering by her ear, -œAnd that was just my hand, love. – Michelle M Pillow
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  19. I wish life were a fiction novel. Then everyone would have to do what I say. – Michelle M Pillow
  20. I would make a HORRIBLE outlaw. I can plan the crime perfectly, but I’d also need to plan the outcomes to make it work. – Michelle M Pillow
  21. Confession: I don’t want to be one of my characters. I’m mean to them sometimes. Really mean. – Michelle M Pillow
  22. Out of all the things I do, I think being a mom is the most important and satisfying. – Michelle M Pillow
  23. I heart my job. I get to make things up for a living. – Michelle M Pillow
  24. The web is a dangerous place for a mind begging to slack off and be distracted by nonsense. – Michelle M Pillow
  25. My cat mocks me frequently. It’s the universe’s way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego. – Michelle M Pillow
  26. Apparently, the princes had found the only four women in the universes who didn’t dream of being royal, rich and adored by their husbands. – Michelle M Pillow
  27. He knew for certain that she belonged forever in his arms, just as he knew she didn’t realize it yet. – Michelle M Pillow
  28. Am I on your walk of shame? You did sleep with the right MacGregor, didn’t you? – Michelle M Pillow
  29. Publishing is a business and writing is an art. The two have to be crammed together despite the clearly different motivations behind them. – Michelle M Pillow
  30. For ya, love, I will be anything ya want… even a potato. – Michelle M Pillow
  31. Emotions like these didn’t happen to regular, everyday people. They couldn’t or else the entire world would be fornicating all the time. – Michelle M Pillow
  32. The dreams that were buried the deepest were the hardest to get rid of. – Michelle M Pillow
  33. She was a truth that had filled his every moment. – Michelle M Pillow
  34. I look at life as an adventure. Each new chapter brings new opportunities. – Michelle M Pillow
  35. The long years had taught him that everything worked itself out given enough time, and some things would always be the way fate wished them to be. – Michelle M Pillow
  36. Soft flesh mingled with defiant will to create one frustratingly perfect woman. – Michelle M Pillow
  37. Does talking to yourself in the voice of your fictional character count as being social? – Michelle M Pillow
  38. Indie publishing lets me feed my inner control freak. – Michelle M Pillow
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