i do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now
– Mohlalefi j motsima
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- For some strange reason I get some of my brightest ideas on the toilet seat, with my clothes on. – E ObengAmoako Edmonds
- Staying with detractors is like sleeping in a room located just behind the public toilet. You will never feel comfortable until you relocate. – Israelmore Ayivor
- Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- The aunts’ conception of the right to privacy went far enough to allow you to close the toilet door when you were peeing, but no further. – Zen Cho
- This is THE most romantic thing that has ever happened to me, and it involves both drugs and a toilet. – Katie Heaney
- Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy. – Melinda K Trotter
- Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We’re a late-night piss in the toilet, that’s all we are. – Matt Haig
- On the toilet no one is a star. Remember that and you will go far in life. – Ruby Wax
- The sun was shining bright The moon is crying tonight I miss you I miss your eyes tonight -¦-¦-¦-¦-¦ – Sami Abouzid
- Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- I miss home. I miss ignorance. I’ve seen a beauty I can’t fathom in the Aquifer, and met a girl who moves my heart. – Jonathan Friesen
- Miss Leefolt sigh, hang up the phone like she just don’t know how her brain gone operate without Miss Hilly coming over to push the Think ????ons. – Kathryn Stockett
- Think I’ll miss you forever,Like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky. – Lana Del Rey
- God’s word is the way to God himself. If you miss the word of God, you will miss God. Jesus is the word! – Israelmore Ayivor
- I think she’s afraid to even hug me now. It’s my fault, but I miss it, Andrew. I miss it so much it aches sometimes, you – JH Trumble
- Let me introduce you. Sophie, this is Miss Eliot, from the National Childcare Agency. Miss Eliot, this is Sophie, from the ocean. – Katherine Rundell
- The world is build on miss understanding and miss concept. – Deyth Banger
- I miss you a lot. But what I miss even more is the person I become when I am with you. She is beautiful. – Sabine Shah
- I don’t miss you, I miss who I thought you were. – Waseem Latif
- I do not miss childhood, but I miss the way I took pleasure in small things, even as greater things crumbled. – Neil Gaiman
- It did not last long. It is only in the movies that knife fighters stab and miss and slash and miss and tussle over several city blocks. – James Jones
- I miss you so much. I miss us. There’s not a day goes by that I don’t regret walking away from you. – Sarah Grimm
- It’s an irony… that we understand humans like the foreign languages… full of miss understanding and miss conceptions. – Deyth Banger
- When you do something, you miss something else! If you don’t want to miss anything, you have to do everything! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- If you’re going to give me something, give me something I’ll miss.excerpt from: freefalling – Darlenne Susan Girard
- Give me meaning, give me soul. Give my rapture, wild, a heart that is raw. Give me a mind that thinks for itself and imagines freely. – Atalina Wright
- Never give up.Never give up on your hopes.Never give up on your dreams.Never give up on your visions. – Lailah Gifty Akita
- Old: Give me liberty or give me death. – New: Give me liberty or give me debt. – Orrin Woodward