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A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date.

A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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  9. The Bible is the only Book in the world that predicts the future. The Bible is more modern than tomorrow morning’s newspaper. – Billy Graham
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  22. Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won`t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. – Helen Rowland
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  36. I don’t understand your book. Isn’t every book a book of words? – Kristin Cashore
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  38. A blessed companion is a book–a book that, fitly chosen, is a lifelong friend…a book that, at a touch, pours its heart into your own. – Douglas William Jerrold
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