Top Newspaper Quotes

  • I already have insurance, a religion, and a newspaper subscription… I’m also… not interested in… aggressive sales of cats… – Natsuki Kizu

    I already have insurance, a religion, and a newspaper subscription… I’m also… not interested in… aggressive sales of cats…– Natsuki Kizu

  • Don’t do anything that you wouldn’t feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day. – Joel Osteen

    Don’t do anything that you wouldn’t feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.– Joel Osteen

  • You soon know the difference between a real newspaper and an electronic one as soon as a fly won’t leave you alone. – Jeremy Lee

    You soon know the difference between a real newspaper and an electronic one as soon as a fly won’t leave you alone.– Jeremy Lee

  • Really now: If you can’t get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people? – Jeff Lindsay

    Really now: If you can’t get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?– Jeff Lindsay

  • I couldn’t open up a magazine, you couldn’t read a newspaper, you couldn’t turn on the TV without hearing about the obesity epidemic in America. – Morgan Spurlock

    I couldn’t open up a magazine, you couldn’t read a newspaper, you couldn’t turn on the TV without hearing about the obesity epidemic in America.– Morgan Spurlock

  • A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • A crowd of drunken lovers. Newspaper hats, new couples falling from couches and love- seats-”the pleasure remembered, never the regret. – Kelli Russell Agodon

    A crowd of drunken lovers. Newspaper hats, new couples falling from couches and love- seats-”the pleasure remembered, never the regret.– Kelli Russell Agodon

  • Take your Bible and take your newspaper, and read both. But interpret newspapers from your Bible. – Karl Barth

    Take your Bible and take your newspaper, and read both. But interpret newspapers from your Bible.– Karl Barth

  • The Bible is the only Book in the world that predicts the future. The Bible is more modern than tomorrow morning’s newspaper. – Billy Graham

    The Bible is the only Book in the world that predicts the future. The Bible is more modern than tomorrow morning’s newspaper.– Billy Graham

  • When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana