A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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- For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- An educated woman is seen as a human being with a ??????. An uneducated woman is seen as a ?????? with a human being. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- *Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- When a man’s bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman’s body -” or ?????? -” has to do the opposite. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- To a man, a woman is fun to be with -¦ until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with -¦ until he loses his job. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her ??????. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man’s access to) their kids. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- The fact that none of these civic worriers had ever heard of such a case was unimportant, because they all had heard of somebody who had heard of it! – Sinclair Lewis
- Ruth knew very well what the killer thought he had heard: he’d heard the sound of someone trying not to make a sound – that’s what he’d heard. – John Irving
- Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man’s last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Altogether he was one in whom no man would have seen anything to admire, and in whom no woman would have seen anything to dislike. – Thomas Hardy
- Ice Man, his friends had called him. She’d give him a different nickname, like Sex on a Stick or Horny Toad. – Vonnie Davis
- A writer is merely a reader that had the guts to be read, and, heard. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is). – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach-”not her heart-”that fell for her man. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach-”not her heart-”that has left her man for another. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Many a rich man’s bed is bigger than many a poor woman’s bedroom; his bedroom, her house. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- If being seen as worthy of employing is the best that school does for the schooled, then school is overrated. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- I was hot and horny as hell. Which was typical of me. I’m twenty-five, and I’m healthy, and a healthy girl is always thinking about sex. – Fiona Thrust
- Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom. – Michael Bassey Johnson
- I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. – Gilda Radner
- You try almost dying, being chased, thenhopping in a car with a complete (horny)stranger. – Gena Showalter
- Shock and desire have my nerves tingling like I’ve been struck by horny lightning. – Nicole Christie
- Did I never tell you Sassicaia makes me horny? – Steve Emmett
- Falling in love with a woman’s body is lust, with a woman’s mind is sense, with a woman’s heart is virtue, and with a woman’s soul is wisdom. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- I remembered a definition of chivalry I’d heard once: a man protecting a woman against every man but himself. – James Anderson
- I have seen or heard of no other man whom destiny treated with such enmity as it did Philoktetes – Sophocles
- We had seen God in His splendors, heard the text that Nature renders. We had reached the naked soul of man. – Ernest Shackleton
- Sunglasses are more useful to a blind man than freedom of speech is to a man who does not think for himself. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- A poor but confident man is as hard to find as a rich but shy man. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- In a materialistic society, the dead body of a rich man’s dog is regarded as a corpse; that of a poor man, a carcass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- To a blind man, pawn shop and ???? shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Religion is a non-alcoholic man’s alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man’s religion. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- A moral judgment of abortion is the usage of a man-made ideology to judge a man-made technology. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Eyes are a deaf man’s ears. Ears are a blind man’s eyes. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana