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A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's ?????? is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.

A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s ?????? is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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  1. Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  2. An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  3. Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  4. The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  5. Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  6. What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  7. An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  8. The definition of ‘Employment’ by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  9. The definition of ‘Employment’ by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  10. Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  11. Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  12. A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  13. He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  14. Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods -¦ a few seconds after he took Viagra. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  15. My mission is not to make him happy and bear his children and be his wife. My mission is to kill him. – Amy Engel
  16. It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it. – Upton Sinclair
  17. To take away a man’s sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  18. To leave a man’s ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  19. In democracy, our most important tool is to vote. But our power tool is when we have the power to influence others on who to vote for. – Ben Tolosa
  20. Your mind is a wonderful tool for creating what your soul wants. Use the tool, don’t let it use you. – Dan O Donnell
  21. You cannot build a complete memory with a single memory tool any more than you can build a complete building with a single carpentry tool. – Kenneth L Higbee
  22. When his wife was at his side, she was also in front of him, marking out the horizon of his life. Now the horizon is empty: the view has changed. – Milan Kundera
  23. Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is). – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  24. Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  25. Once you understand love, you don’t need a reward your kindness or compassion just like you don’t need a reward for breathing. – Vironika Tugaleva
  26. So, was the crime lab a reward for almost being killed?”No, it was a reward for not being Bryce, – Beverly Connor
  27. There is no reward beyond the moment. Each moment contains life’s reward. – Bryant McGill
  28. Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  29. She’d found him. She’d helped him. She’d saved him. He was hers. And they’d taken him away, ripped him from her arms, literally. – Laura Kaye
  30. You want to give him the book of his own life, the book that will locate him, parent him, arm him for the changes. – Michael Cunningham
  31. There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will. – Robert Frost
  32. We must be more and more to each other, my dear wife.’ -Charles Darwin to wife Emma upon loss of daughter Annie – Deborah Heiligman
  33. I wouldn’t be a good wife, but I would be a wife in a way that was cinematically compelling. – Gabby Bess
  34. I have a theory that while a man might not always get the wife he wants or needs, he always gets the wife he deserves. – Marlon James
  35. A righteous wife is a respectful wife. – Habeeb Akande
  36. The better the wife,the happier the man.The happier the man,the happier the wife. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  37. An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  38. When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer’s dream.) – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  39. When a man’s bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman’s body -” or ?????? -” has to do the opposite. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  40. He thought of his wife, of his son, of his youth. He thought of life. He thought of death and then he thought of life again. – Teodor Flonta

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